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Crossover drabble #1

Good Omens crossover drabble where Stephen Strange was Archangel Raphael and meets someone unexpected.

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“Tony Stark, my name is Dr. Stephen Strange. I need you to come with me.”

He paused, attention arrested by the woman standing at Stark’s side. Stephen had seen the CEO of Stark Industries before, of course, but never in person. For a moment, he sees pale skin and blood red hair outlined in flickering flame, before the impression fades, leaving behind only the seemingly ordinary human. Pepper Potts.

She is staring back at him in what appears to be shock. But there is something calculating behind her eyes, and he notices the way her attention seems drawn to his shadow. There is nothing unusual about it for most people. For almost everyone on the planet, really, including magic users (he was never really sure what the Ancient One saw).

Some very special few could see three sets of wings in his shadow.

It is surprisingly difficult for Stephen to split his attention with Stark commanding so much of it. But he sorts through what he knows and what he sees, following threads of connection until he realizes just who this Pepper is. The touch of War was a pretty big clue, admittedly.

Stephen lets Banner distract Stark and usher him through the portal while he lingers behind, avoiding their notice for the moment. It’s only polite to pass on a warning, after all.

“You might wish to warn your friends,” he says, gently folding his hands in front of him.

Pepper frowns briefly at the sight before looking back up into his multi-hued eyes.

“If we fail, I have a feeling that Famine’s Antithesis, at the very least, will be needed.”

“If?” she repeats sharply, nodding with some significance at where his wings would be.

Stephen rolled his shoulders, trying to will away the tension. “You, of all people, should be aware that I am not omnipotent, Ms. Potts.” Frankly, for all that Heaven and Hell had originally put up a fuss about their two field agents, from what Stephen had been able to find out, they hadn’t really done a whole lot to actually stop Armageddon. That had been mostly the Antichrist and his friends. What the Principality and his Adversary had done to so enrage both sides was stand up to them.

“But this isn’t Heaven or Hell, is it?” she demands, arms crossed, and oh, is that a trace of an English accent slipping through at last? “Seems like you’ve got much more influence that way.”

“I’m not what I once was. I’m of neither Above nor Below, not since humans began populating the Earth,” Stephen says. He spreads his hands, bringing attention to the scars and tremors to make his point. He won’t explain further, although he has a feeling he’ll have to give a little more to the Principality and Adversary should they come looking.

He’ll keep his original name out of it, he decides. He’s gone this long without gaining anyone’s attention in Heaven or Hell, and he has no intention of going back. Although if anyone mentions the number of wings in his shadow, it wouldn’t take a genius to connect the dots.

Stephen wonders what Heaven has been telling people about Raphael’s whereabouts.

Pepper lifts her chin. “You had better win, either way.”

Stephen smirks. “And then it will be your Domain.”

She smiles faintly. “I’ve had some practice at Peace.”

“War must either hate you, or grudgingly respect you.”

“Both would be my guess.”

Stephen turns to take his leave, and is brought up short. Stark is standing behind him, having been hidden by his Cloak and the angle of the portal. His eyes dart between the two of them, curiosity, hurt, and anger writ all over his face. Banner is nowhere to be seen.

Stephen strides forward, forcing Stark to either move aside or be run over. His ears barely picking up the sound of Pepper’s hiss as he collapses the portal.

Perhaps if he bulldozes his way through to giving all attention to the current crisis, the superhero will forget about what he’d heard. Perhaps he just needs to be aggravating enough.

Stephen’s particularly good at aggravating people. He’s had countless different lifetimes to perfect the art.

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EP1.

I knew God was a woman.

Isn’t that the guy who played Aro in Twilight? 

AND BARTY CROUCH JR. IS THERE TOO.

Oh shit he’s right. Why the fuck would you put a tree that you can’t touch just in the middle of the garden, that literally makes no sense. 

But Eve got pregnant after leaving the garden. 

THIS INTRO IS SO CUTE, LOOK AT THEM. 

What are those? Zombies? (Hastur and Ligur appearing from the ground) 

You know, demons have hierarchies. I bet those two are from a higher position than the snake one.

SNAKE BOY LIKES QUEEN

AND HE ALSO WALKS JUST LIKE JANG GEUN SUK ON YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. (My mom watches a lot of k-dramas, my fault). 

Of course, you get mad when your phone doesn’t work, now I know WHOSE FAULT IT IS. 

Oh look, the angel eats sushi just like you.

That fucker is Gabriel?

AHAH yeah sure, a miracle. (You know what scene)

 A BABY WITH HORNS THAT IS SO CUTE,

Snake boy gave the baby to the first idiot he saw, incompetent motherfucker.  

That’s a long name for a baby, now I know why they just call him the antichrist. 

I knew all the good music was in hell. 

RIGHT WHERE IT HUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS. (No more old bookshops scene). 

ALCOHOL IS THE ANSWER. 

You know, that whole sea bubbling is written on the bible. 

It’s funny that satanics expect mercy from hell, that’s not going to happen sweety, set those bitches on fire, demon. 

OH THE ANGEL FELL. SNAKE BOY WAS TEMPTING YOU, AND YOU FELL. (You know what scene) 

I don’t know whose uglier, the nanny or the gardener.

WHAT THE FUCK WITH THAT LULLABY. 

Demons are jerks

AND ANGELS TOO. 

SNAKE BOY CUT HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR. 

Harry the rabbit will meet Potter pig

Oh don’t worry honey, you just lost the boy for 11 years. That happens to everyone, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC HOSPITALS. 

Aw that made me remember when you adopted your dog.  

PLAY THE NEXT EPISODE RIGHT NOW.

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