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my username (which i’ve had for years on basically every platform) has never thrived more oh my god?????

I did not have canon bisexual 616 Steve Rogers on my 2024 bingo card yet here we are

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Chimney used to hide anything that he thought would make him seem weak or vulnerable from his girlfriend and now he’s laying in bed by his wife talking about how much he loves his daughter, admitting that he’s scared of his wife hurting again and sharing openly how he feels about his family. Very proud feeling very warm inside

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eddie “you think being a cheerleader makes your son weak?” and “why don’t you tell them about the time you pulled your ten y/o son aside and told him it was time to step up and be the man of the house” diaz dancing around the house after the priest told him to do something that brings him joy (something he doesn’t allow himself to experience)���……. ramón diaz when i catch you!!

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i love love love my deranged best friend buck buckley!!!!!! he has big giant muscles and a gymbro phenotype but he hates and is bad at sports. he tells the guy he’s dating that he’s doing keto :( but then immediately turns around and makes 14 trays of lasagna to be consumed by his husband and child in an elimination-style tournament. he has a quadruple digit body count but all he ever really wants is to be loved and held and listened to. he has never heard of rambo or tlc but could identify a rhinoceros beetle from a hundred feet away and then tell you sixteen different facts about it including its scientific name and the date of its classification. he struggles with authority but will literally kill himself and then you (in that order) if you try to deviate from his plan when he’s the one in charge. he tried to become a navy seal because he wanted to be a badass but then self-selected out because he realized his heart was too big and squishy to do the job. just :( and also :)

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honestly being both on here and on twitter gives me such whiplash 😭

on twitter i’m apparently on the bigger side that hates tommy while everytime i go through the 911 hashtag on here everyone is talking about missing him etc. and i’m just here standing like this 🧍🏼‍♀️

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brad whatever

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started 911 just to add to the collection of my gay ships☝️

and even if i love hen as a character i’m sorry but i absolutely HATE cheating☹️☹️☹️ her and her wife are so cute but i can’t forget it sigh

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erik being like “you control minds charles….. you can get into my head…… you can make me do whatever you want…….. i couldn’t possibly disobey you if you really wanted to make me do something, you know……..” EVERY time he has no helmet on it’s like. ok jesus we get it. we get the point erik.

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been watching the olympics and paralympics everyday and it’s kind of inspiring me to write some sport fics…. maybe after exams season is done 👀👀

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am i the only one who doesn’t like when fics put a lot of emphasis on physical appearance to make clear the sex dynamics? i find it really weird when the bottom in mlm is described almost as a woman (or worse, a child) or when the top in wlw would very much be a man if you changed up a couple of pronouns

nothing wrong with feminine men and masculine women (and this post is not taking into account nb people, but it’s very weird that when it’s a nb and cis couple the nb person is always the bottom ngl), that’s not what the post is about, i just find it weird we’re still pushing heteronormative dynamics in 2024

anyway i get kinks and everything but it’s very tiring because it almost seems like all queer fics are like this but maybe i just don’t have luck finding good ones ☹️☹️☹️

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Butcherine

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Bitchies be' like "I love old man Yaoi" then you ask them which Cherik they like more and they say the ones from the Alternative timeline. SHOW SOME RESPECT TO MY GRANDPAS.

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imaginary ex

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someone who does actually not like charles using his powers on them is raven and as much as i like her there’s no denying it

(maybe she didn’t mind in fc and becore, but once she’s joined the brotherhood you can clearly see how much she doesn’t like it!! she literally storms off when he speaks to her telepathically - meaning he wasn’t even reading her mind)

one thing i see often about movie cherik specifically is people assuming erik is staunchly anti-telepathy but this is simply not true. there are multiple times when erik tells charles to stay out of his head, yes, but these are all moments when he is exceptionally angry. we know erik likes that charles thinks there’s good in him, and we also know he disagrees. he tells charles to stay out when he believes his anger will make charles see his true nature.

but there are also moments where he welcomes charles inside his mind. when they train in first class, charles asks “may i” and wiggles his fingers, and erik agrees without hesitation despite having no idea what charles plans to do. he trusts him. multiple times throughout the prequel movies, when he is without his helmet, he brings up the fact that charles could make him do whatever he wishes. he is joking, but the fact that he can joke about it at all shows just how deeply he trusts him. he never shows disgust or mistrust towards charles ability- in fact his whole fight is that no one should have to hide their mutation

even when he puts the helmet on the first time, he says “sorry charles, it’s not that i don’t trust you” he simply knows that he is disappointing him- knows that without the helmet, charles would be able to stop him, but also knows he wouldn’t, and is therefore saving them both from the what ifs when he chooses to wear it

tldr; erik never actually had a problem with charles inside his head! and it drives me crazy when that’s the whole basis of fics even though erik trusts charles more than he has ever trusted anyone else from the very moment they meet

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why did i manage to write and/or draft ten fics in a month in june and now i can’t write a single word ☹️