captaincockroach13

[captaincockroach13]

Self proclaimed ‘small business’ owners are some of the most annoying people on the planet. “I run a small business.” OMG. Should we throw a party? Should we call Donald J. Trump? “None of my friends support my small business.” Do you sell goods people want or provide necessary and/or helpful services? “My employees are ruining my small business.” If you can’t afford to pay them, you should not run a business.

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it’s not feminist to allow men to degrade you as a woman and be sexually subservient to them. Of course you are allowed to do that and to want that. You can do whatever you want. It’s just not feminist Lol it’s not morally wrong or anything But claiming that’s somehow empowering is insane.

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Another thing about the old man fucking is that I am attracted to older people but totally repelled by that specific variety of 45 year old dude that is openly attracted to younger people. The guy who is trying to put himself across as daddy. REPULSIVEEEEEEE. I would happily fuck an old man or old lady I had chemistry with but those nasty middle aged dudes who specifically seek out people in their late teens and early 20s are disgustinggg.

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psa just because i am in love with john walker does not and never will mean that i think he's a better captain america than my beloved sam wilson

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steve rogers was the american dream and john walker is the american reality

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ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything

[captaincockroach13]

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

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i should be allowed to murder the skinny bitches that buy plus sized clothes from thrift stores and cut and sew them into skinny people clothes. do you fucking KNOW how hard it is to find good plus size clothes as a fat person???? stop stealing what little we got

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If I had a normal relationship with food and alcohol and drugs and sex and sexuality and money. Then I would probably feel a lot better

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I don’t like being referred to as a boy

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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

[captaincockroach13]

will die on this hill. the dad best friend fanfics that go into detail about how they have known you since your were 4 are disgusting and borderline disturbing. like your talking about having sex with a girl you literally watched grow up. ew. it’s creepy. like… no.

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did you know that you can just not say something if you're white. you can just not talk. its okay. you dont have to write a paragraph worth of tags justifying why the reason you don't like rap 'isn't racist'. you dont have to apologize for being white. you can just not say anything and save yourself the humiliation. its alright. please take your hands off the keyboard

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I feel like chatgpt came around and everyone immediately forgot what they were doing to get stuff done before. like writing centers, extensions, extra help, templates, office hours, beta readers, random generators, and art and writing prompts have all existed for ages. even if you were cheating there's always been sparknotes, photomath, copying, paying someone else to do it, faking that your grandma died, and whatever. all of that stuff is more reliable and doesn't fuck over the planet. and you might actually learn something

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they have to invent a kind of committed relationship for hyper-independent people

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely