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    “ Hey, that’s -- that’s cool, whatever, man. I        don’t need that shit anyway.

----except my phone, gimme that shit,    you know what it’s like for me without   that phone? I’m crippled, Parker, like  a little puppy that got hit by a truck. A little,     tiny, cute puppy that don’t got wifi or   nothin’ ---”

        ( aaaand — she’s got your wallet, keys, and cell phone. just out of habit. )

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TODAY (Oct. 15) is the LAST DAY to sign up for the Leverage Secret Santa Exchange!!! 

Fic writers, art creators, vid makers - if you want to have an epic good time this holiday season by making someone’s dearest prompt wish come true and having yours fulfilled in return, now’s the time to sign up!

[sign up] [questions/comments] [banner courtesy of the leveragexchange lj]

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   "Uh excuse you, rudeness. For all you know,     that thing is linked to nuclear missiles."

  "Are you always this much of a drama queen?"

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    "Tree-frog? Tree-frog?

I am graceful. Like a gazelle, or some other African plains animal."

  "You did a lot of that tree-frog stuff.  Eliot and I thought it was funny.”

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    "No no."

        You don't think you broke it, 'cause you got         no idea what the hell it is. And later, I press         a button and boom --

                                       --nothin' happens.

The plan fails. A bad man keeps bein' bad. People die. The economy spirals. Lil' baby orphans who never did a bad thing in their life are used as slave labour, and  all the rainforests die out. 

               And it's all. Yo'. Fault."

       ”Chill, tiger. I didn’t break it, I was just… looking.”

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   "Did you -- did you just touch that?     Did you hear me say you could touch     that? If you did then you' hearin' voices     'cause I know I said no such thing."

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    " -- I hardly screamed at all the      last time, and y'all are still up      in my face bout it."

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Apparently Christian Kane is encouraging his twitter followers send tweets to @Dean_Devlin about wanting a Leverage movie. He's saying that it can happen. It may be a long shot, but can you encourage your followers to tweet?

Holy Christ! TO THE TWITTER!

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   "Whoa -- what is ----

         ----I don't know what kind of messed up          government-testing facility you broke in          to but you should get yo' ass out now          because that's a nine-foot tall tree, an'          it's walking."

  "I’m in a building downtown. It had a new security system, so I cracked it."

"That’s not all— Here, look at this video!"

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     "Aight -- that is some pret-ty neat bodypaint.       Where you at?

        ----babe, did you go to comic-con without me?"

  "But it’s important! I’m sending a picture to your phone.”

"Look at that!"

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   "Parker. Parker. Parker. Parker. Isn't that annoying?"

        " ---- it's annoying."

"Hardison. Hardison. Hardison. Hardison.” 

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   "Ay, I have two things to say to you.

One -- I ain't ever gon' pass up free shrimp. 

      Two -- we ain't all had a lifetime of living as        rich white boys. Now will you stay still so        I can wire you?"

  "It’s all in the walk, buddy. Act like you own everything and everyone in the room.”

"The more of an asshole you are, the more rich people think you are — probably best not to be hanging around the shrimp so much too.” 

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   "Nah man, you know what's stupid? Me     In a tux."

       "I wore one once. Someone thought I was         the god damn waiter."

"This is the stupidest—"

"—I’m going to get my ass handed to me. Okay, alright. Ready to go — eugh, more suits.” 

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   "Does no-one on this team understand the wonders     of internet communication?

How's this for rewirin' -- I'mma add biometric scanners to every electronic device in the kitchen, so you can't cook a goddamn thing."

  All threats are ignored. "Still talkin’ t’your imaginary friends?"

"Yanno, with as much as you wire and rewire things around here, ya think you’d of added some extra outlets by now so we didn’t have this problem."

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The wrath of Alan Rickman.

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   Silence. Mournful, grieving silence for the    raiding party that just lost their mage.

   "----by Grabthar's hammer, you shall be            avenged, my friends.

Ain't none of yo' fancy kung fu gon' save you now, boy."

  "What—- ya mean this cord.” =giving it a solid and obviously intentional tug= 

"Whoops——-"

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    "-----if you pull that power cord, I will--                    --god help me, I will kill you----"