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haiku bot putting lewd ass posts on my timeline like Beep-boop! here comes

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suberman gives u advice for binding safely.do u feel like binding safely now

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Never forget

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After I stopped the war, I went to see Ghurkos. Where? In the capital of Luchavic at the Royal Palace. And?

+ his proud lil silly smile:

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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Googly eyed mother fucker

C’mon, be serious

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hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

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Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There's other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won't stop a fucking goat! Where's the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???

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Only those who are over 65 years of age or have a "high-risk health condition" will be permitted to receive the 2025 COVID vaccine.

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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something