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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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This is beautiful

I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:

isn’t he beautiful

listen to the SOUND when he bites

and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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shit nevermind sorry

im cis. acab since birth

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assigned cis at birth? Thats how it is fir most people

im cis. acab since birth

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Yknow I thought you were cool at first, I like trains and public transport is important.

But I highly encourage you to rethink your anti-military statements. Because when the next war rolls around, people like you are going to be the reason morale and draft numbers are so low. And trust me, when America loses, it won't be fun for you.

Just like every other American war of the past 60 years, the next one will just be an excuse to kill a million brown people on the other side of the world, I want America to lose that. Imperialism is bad actually

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spoke deeply to me.

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licking your wounds you say.....can i.....,..,..,.,,..offer assistance,,

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PSA these are anti-fascist titties

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Being high at the aquarium sounds like jt rules I would watch the fishies????

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pros of being famous:

you can possibly be in a muppet movie

nothing else

cons of being famous:

its not a guarantee that you’ll be in a muppet movie

only get to be in a muppet movie once probably

everything else

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oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?

STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.

PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.

AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.

y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.

Tf is wrong w y'all.

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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The only way I refuse to die is from a cybertruck. If a cybertruck hits me I will cast uno reverse and return to life and the cybertruck will die instead. No more cybertrucks