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I'm only keeping up with the dub rn so I dont actually know what Maomao is up to in the fox village so im gonna assume the girls are making out until proven otherwise

tip jar

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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

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Caitvi college students au or something, idk 📚🎓 (they kiss between classes)

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I had a rough day. Bartender, one glass of the characters kissing, please

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This shirt came to me in a vision

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and you're telling me the popular ship in the fandom is gideon/harrow and not gideon/dulcinea. that's what i'm given to understand. no one else is melting at gideon saying very genuinely "i don't want you to die". no one else is really really smitten with dulcinea and practically swoons when she talks

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Don't become so afraid of being annoying that you don't allow yourself to be anything at all.

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This year for pride month I want trans people to be alive. Thank you.

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Whoever said frogs say "Ribbit" was being incredibly reductive some of these guys do say "Ribbit" but a lot of them be saying "ᴮᵉᵉᵖ" some of them be saying "Waauu" and some of them be saying "Fuck" but I don't know who taught them that one.

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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From Georgia Tennant's insta

@davidtennantgenderenvy @macbethsbirthcontrol @superdemon552 @notnov8or @nastasya--filippovna @literatemisfit @inezrable @princeloww @ineffable-riddlebird-fan @grimmbunny24 @aq2003 @davidtennan-t @kottekonst @elsinore-and-inverness

and anyone else who wants to share!!

PLEASE REBLOG!!!

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Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

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The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) 

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obsessed with the la clan. nerds who are too smart for their own good. would rather not involve themselves in politics but gets involved to get what they want. became too important in their jobs and can't quit. hyperfixations that last a lifetime. loyalty that can be bought by dangling their current want in front of them. any information that isn't about what they're interested in enters one ear and out the next and out the window. the most cockroach clan in the country.

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A Jewish politician gets his house firebombed on Passover by someone who declared they did it for Palestine, despite the fact that said politician is a critic of Israel. Jews get shot at a Jewish event at a Jewish museum by a dude shouting "free Palestine," both victims described as advocates for peace, one of whom did her masters on a program fostering Palestinian-Israeli dialogue. And now we've got people throwing Molotov cocktails at Holocaust survivors (yes, seriously, there was a Holocaust survivor in the demonstration in Boulder) because all Zionists deserve to die. Are you guys catching on yet? How good do you feel about all this? Are you fine with it?

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