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Quark is attracted to Odo but Odo is obsessed with Quark

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shes a butch lesbian to me

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it’s giving bella and edward

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One of the things I truly love about the episode The Wire, is how Quark straight up called Bashir to come collect his man.

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the search for spock (acrylics on paper, 25x14 cm) ✨

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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in a better world this is the type of content b’elanna would be posting about tom

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has this been done yet

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When you're the Best Men at your friends' wedding, but you spend the whole time staring at each other instead of them 🤨

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An extra cursed drawing for Threshold day! 🦎

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 2

[Poll 1, Poll 3]

PROPAGANDA:

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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SAW CAPT KIRK & A RAINBOW TRIBBLE AT LONDON PRIDE 2022 BTW

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There was a background ship in Deep Space Nine actually called the Raging Queen

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Star Trek Strap Tournament Round Three (Match 6)

(Reblog for larger sample size!)

Link to other matches

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Star Trek: The Original Series 2x23 | The Omega Glory