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Photodump of pics from this and last year!

Taken on the Canon PowerShot A2400 IS HD

All taken by me! Hope you like! Lmk if you all want more of my photography!

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I'm really excited to try it.

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

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Who needs dat bag when u got dat BUCKET

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Photodump!

All photos are taken by me 2024 and 2025 with a Canon PowerShot 2400 IS

Lmk if you want more photography!

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My girlfriend showed off her collection recently so thought I might too!

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found this on pinterest, thought of tumblr

part two of 'bonsai's stolen memes'

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Hey! Give that back!

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May I please aquire a sharpened spatula for the revolutionary ideals?

Y'all

Ides of March is coming up

I have started sharpening spatulas specifically for the occasion

Do you want them

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BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH FOR DEATH WAITS FOR NONE!

So a lot of Trump supporters want to change the constitution to allow him to run for a third term. How they advertised this idea?

Fanart of Trumps face on Julius Caesars head.

Oh and look what is coming up soon, what a coincidence :)

Thats so weird and odd and Do You Know What Would Be Really Funny?

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Pedos can bleed!

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

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Found a pokèmon vending machine at albertsons!

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I used it once and now its obsessed!

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How darest one arrest me for enjoying such delights!

@theatfgal

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

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Times mingling

happy Thursday the 20th

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This was written by an inside cat...

If you let your cat free roam outside unsupervised, you're an animal abuser, and you deserve to have your cat taken in by someone who's actually going to love and care for your cat. You also deserve to get hit by a truck, or eaten alive, just like you want to have happen to your cat when you let it free roam outside.

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Nuh uh

Do it fucker

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I BREATH!

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*