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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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growing up bisexual, i know what it’s like to be rejected twice in a row. that’s why this pride i’ve partnered with marvel’s morbius

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SDV Characters From My Playlist

Shane:

- Banana Pancakes, Jack Johnson

- Grow As We Go, Ben Platt

- Ease My Mind, Ben Platt

- Freaks, Surf Curse

- Sleepless Nights, The Red Pears

- I Like Me Better, Luav

Elliott:

- The Way It Used To Be, Michael Lee Brown

- Vickie, Peach Pit

- Shampoo Bottles, Peach Pit

- Fancy Shoes, The Walters

- If I Ain’t Got You, James Bay cover of Alicia Keys

- Someone To Say Reprise, Cyrano Soundtrack 

Emily:

- Cherry Coke Soda, Sam Soto

- Cloud 9, Beach Bunny

- Landscape With a Fairy, aspidistrafly

- Never Meant to Know, Tally Hall

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we all know that Alex likes tans but can you imagine him fucking losing it over your “farmer tan” where it’s literally just where your clothes cut off? wearing a t-shirt? yeah, your arms are gonna look a little funny. Jeans? congrats you got pale legs. Shorts? half tanned legs and half pale legs. That man will try not to laugh as he goes red in the face trying to hold it back, and choke while talking so he doesn’t howl with laughter 

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it's a pretty niche trope but when a character defeats a villain and then becomes their successor i go fucking wild every time it's so tragic and so so sexy

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You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

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I just know Hobbits would go absolutely feral over crystals as much as queers do

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I go diving head first into tumbled crystals, never to be seen again

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gay friend group outfits 

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tumblr programmers were defs laid on the bed kicking their legs and twirling their hair when they popped those emojis on

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I live for those pics of cats that got onto sports fields on live tv

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“batman is a furry” “batman is just a guy in a fur suit” please. batman, if anything, is in a KINK suit. look at him. all black, scary as fuck, skin tight? WHERES THE FUR HUH? i’m almost positive that when he first emerged as batman everyone thought it was a bdsm fanatic going feral.

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we could’ve had it all.

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“The entire British museum is an active crime scene” - John Oliver