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elaborate on the canon dragon cock,

I am soooooo glad you asked it's been driving me nuts that Ryoko Kui gave us this gift and most of the fandom doesn't even realize it

Falin was fused with a male dragon. and you can literally see her dragon dick in some scenes. Thistle has her straight up spread eagle with their foot resting on her dick at one point!!!!

and like here's the thing I understand if ppl missed that. bc it's kinda subtle! but ryoko kui is a MASTER of anatomy, and she's also known to be a bit of a monster fucker (under exaggeration lol). She knew exactly what she was doing and this was a gift that she bestowed upon us and I think we need to appreciate this gift horse!!!

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guys I found him poking around in the garden of my castle who knows what it is and where to put it

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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

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reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

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Plot twist: she caused it

Do yall think mother miranda experienced the dancing plague since she's ancient

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There's something I've been wanting to draw since last autumn for lesbian visibility week but my mental AND physical health have been at rock-bottom every day... I haven't even opened a blank canvas 🥲

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milf be upon ye

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alcina dimitrescu save me .... save me alcina dimitrescu... .

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its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life

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ANIMATION SWAP: DIMITRESCU > MEGAMYCETE resident evil village, 2021

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Lady D.

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Emotional rock bottom... so many friends have expressed emotional care for me in the last few months which has kept me going and yet I feel more alone than ever

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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

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An early pride posting (by like... a month and a bit but it's also Lesbian Visibility Week so I'll use that excuse) by posting the finished piece of Alcina on the beach. We know she'd just VIBE with those old school 50's swimsuits.

Done on Procreate 2024

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person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more