captainsassmerica
captainsassmerica
Damn it, Jim, I'm a Blogger, not a Doctor
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captainsassmerica · 11 months ago
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How it started How it ended
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captainsassmerica · 11 months ago
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they still go shopping together ☹️☹️☹️
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captainsassmerica · 11 months ago
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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Megan’s biggest fan
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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Don't get me wrong, I love the dreamy fairytale-ness of the Ghibli movie version of Howl's Moving Castle, but the book. The book. Sophie, first off, being so incredibly set on being the boring un-gifted un-adventuresome eldest daughter (as is right and fitting for an eldest daughter to be) that she doesn't notice she's working magic, like, constantly? And when a witch shows up like "hey girlie you are fully working SO much magic that I'm feeling threatened, so like I'm gonna put you in the old lady dimension ciao," she's like well. That was weird. Anyway I guess I better go find something to do as an old lady. And she reasons that this famously evil sorcerer who eats young girls' hearts is probably safe for her now cause like. She's old. What's he gonna do to me. And proceeds to bully her way into becoming his cleaning lady. And Howl, known flaky whimsical fuckboy extraordinaire, is like sure okay I guess that works for me. And just as well because it turns out he's also a fucking bottom who kinda digs this strong stubborn lady who's steamrolled her way into his life, kinda weird that she's disguised as an old woman but w/e he's not gonna question her life choices and like it's not actually a problem for him, and by the time Sophie's figured out that oh crap oh shit she's actually kinda into this flighty asshole, what am I gonna do, he'd never return my feelings in a hundred years, Howl's basically accepted that they're mostly married. And also how can you top "my extremely powerful and slightly fey wizard is just a Welsh grad student who wandered into a portal one day" for a character concept. You can't. It's the perfect book really
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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thank you Haikyuu marketing team for giving us Bowling Pin Atsumu 😌
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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F1 AU timeskip
kageyama drives for ferrari now
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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top 10 anime betrayals
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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My copium au where they get to grow up
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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quick noya-san manga redraw to test out stuff
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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In honor of the tiktok audio on repeat in my head, "Name a more iconic duo 🏳️‍🌈👩‍🦰✨️"
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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captainsassmerica · 1 year ago
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More SKTS requests💛
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