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i hate when i come on tumblr for smut and i read some dumb shit

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guys I’m trying to accept things I don’t have the power to change it’s not going so well tho

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they should make a knives out movie that takes place at a blanc family reunion and nobody else has benoit's accent and it's never acknowledged

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cuteness is so important to me... if we don't have cute and fun things anymore then we don't have anything

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im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe

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tc body so tea

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top three activities

- crying over spilt milk

- rubbing salt in the wound

- making a mountain out of a molehill

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i feel like i posted this before but for the life of me i can't find it in my archive

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the vibe i bring to the function is none btw cuz i’m not going <3

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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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It's that time again

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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

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my father just looked me in the eyes and said “it’s a dog eat dog world out here and i’ve got a Milkbone up my ass” cheers man i’ve legitimately never heard that one before