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quick doods of my favorite crusty hero man + bonus duckling

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early dating tdiz where Izuku is still shy about the whole concept of finally dating his biggest crush Shouto so when he parts ways with Shouto he looks around nervously before giving him a quick little peck on the cheek and then promptly runs away.

Shouto finds this insufferably cute and lets this go on for a few weeks before he alights on his new favorite game: Catch-A-Midoriya.

This involves letting Izuku do his shy little cheek peck before grabbing him by the arm or waist and dragging him closer with a grin like ohhhh no you don’t. Get back here and do that proper~ which usually results in a very blushy, very squirmy Izuku who is extra cute as he protests T-T-Todoroki-kun we can’t this is SCHOOL people will SEE omgggg

It’s a game where Shouto always wins, basically. He either gets his kiss or he gets to see the extra cute Izuku faces. He’s truly a genius.

he’s a menace, is what Izuku will tell you

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Friends, Romans, countrymen, potential saviors:

We took one of our community cats to the vet yesterday to get his balls taken off and to see about a wound on his head

And long story short, Johnny Purrdreau is the sweetest, most delightful, utterly darling boy. He hasn’t stopped purring all day today and just wants loves and pets and food and more pets and snuggles. We cannot keep him! We have three cats and he’s FIV+ (but otherwise has totally clean bloodwork) so my mom is dead set against him staying with us.

I cannot emphasize enough how loving this cat is. He’s around a year old and has had a hard go of it - he’s been a scrapper and has shown up at our place limping, bleeding, and crying - and yesterday we were finally able to get him to the vet and get him taken care of. But now he’s going to have to go back outside and it’s breaking my heart.

Johnny is currently living near Sacramento, but I will drive him anywhere within a six hour distance if someone wants to adopt him. He’s freshly neutered, vaccinated for rabies, on flea treatment, was dewormed, given antibiotics for the (rapidly healing) owies on his head and paw. Twenty four hours inside has shown us that he knows how to use a litter box (he currently has liquid poop, but that’s something that can be addressed) and hasn’t shown any indications of spraying.

If you or anyone you know might want to save a life please hit me up. Just look at this face!!!

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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fuck anatomy

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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

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Enjoying the music

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Caught red handed

(via)

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Corgi loves new baby brother

(via)

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

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3rd years -> pro heroes 🍰🥦💥

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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time