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My quickly sketched answer to an ancient and deep question: “What if a t’rex and an ape switched their evolutionary places?”

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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

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I honestly don't know if he deserves any of this. Not with everything he's done. But no matter how it starts, no matter how it all turns out for us - it can still end with love. Can't it?

It can end with love, and it can end with kindness. Even as the jaws are closing.

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I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

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Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

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Toolin’ around with some good aliens

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i made a monsterverse oc because kotm releases tomorrow. so why not make my own titan? his name is ravago. below is if he were to have a monarch file. i finally have a monsterverse oc  after wanting to make one since 2014 😂

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Gastly family again!

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So I just HAPPENED to log in when I saw this gem! And I decided it’s time to do a fun 666…6 GIVEAWAY!

Some of you might be familiar with my series of The Seven Princes of Hell (and their corresponding sins.) Asmodeus, Beezlebub, Belphagor, Lucifer, Mammon, Satan, and Leviathan! Painted with coffee and watercolor, these baddies are meant to be something of a field guide to Hell! (Images below the cut!) THE PRIZE: -The first place winner will receive A full set of all seven 11x17″ mini posters -Two second place winners will recieve A full set of all seven 6x9″ prints

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! - Three winners will be selected via Random.Org on May 25th! 

***IMPORTANT NOTE ON INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING*** - I am willing to pay up to $20 shipping on these. If you know for a fact that your country has hugely expensive shipping to/from the US, please be cautioned. If shipping is more expensive than that and you are a winner, I will still send them to you, but I’ll need you to pay the shipping difference. Apologies for the inconvenience! I don’t want to exclude anyone who wants them, especially if they’re overseas and can’t get to NA conventions to buy, but I once had a giveaway winner whose shipping costs were over $110, and I can’t have a repeat of that!

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The new thing I do when I procrastinate is look up “school project” on youtube and set it to most recent. Many hidden gems in there

Like the genius of this. Yet only 9 views. smh

2 dislikes. the haters don’t understand

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this is part one of a series im gonna do on: Taking Care Of Yourself But Like, Better Than The Bare Minimum, Even When You Only Have Bare Minimum Energy

i’ll link part 2 here when i’ve got it! i might work on this really slowly tho. on account of the depression

i promise the next part will have actual practical suggestions for food you can make instead of just ruminations on grappling w depression vs letting it curbstomp you every day

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World of Warcraft race design really be like

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Every day is 4/20 if ur high on life :))))

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These

Tables

Are

So

Freakin

GOOD!

Shoutout to Lady Tiefling for being kickass.

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little things i’ve learned:

one: pay attention to the music you’re relating to. sometimes it’s a clear indicator that something is wrong. other times, it’s an indicator that something is very, very right. when the latter happens, pay extra close attention.

two: true control is subtle, not obsessive. you may not even know that you have it when you do. people who are in control do not question it. they just are.

three: never pass up the opportunity to stick the tips of your fingers out the window of a moving car. feel the wind carry you to the sound of your favorite songs. this is a reminder that you’re alive.

four: thoughts don’t have to mean anything. you can just let them be there.

five: notice when you’re struggling and allow yourself some leeway when you do. however, learn the difference between giving yourself leeway and enabling your struggle. 

six: you cannot build self-love from a foundation of self-hatred. first, work toward self-acceptance. love will follow.

seven: do not love others simply because they love you back. do not expend your love on people who won’t love you back. 

eight: don’t forget to stop and look around. take a moment a day to stop doing and just be. the mindfulness hype isn’t overrated. there’s a reason for it.

nine: setting limits and saying no will not end any relationship worth keeping. 

ten: friendships built on moments of competitive misery are not healthy. if you find that you’re having the urge to constantly showcase your misery around someone, take that as a red flag. sadness is not a competition you want to win.

eleven: recovery is not about being happy. some days you will feel bored and flat. but these days are still better than those you built around destroying yourself. these days are still victories. recovery is about being alive.

twelve: when you’ve built an identity around being sad, the concept of happiness may scare you. giving that sadness up will strip you of most everything and leave you feeling empty. embrace this emptiness and fill it up with exploration. you’ll find that it’s worth it.

thirteen: you will not come out of your coldest days the same as you were going into them. this is not a bad thing. someday, you’ll be warm enough to feel the sun on your face again.