and quite frankly id like to see you try to stop me.
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The power of Aubrey Plaza and Kathryn Hahn compel you—
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Agatha: My favorite sex position is WOW
Billy: Why do I need to know this?
Agatha: It’s where I flip your MOM over
Billy: WHAT—
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Once they become aware of my foolish ways I'm doomed
theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first
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I talk big game for someone who can't make eye contact for more than 3 seconds.
No I will not look at you
Pin me against the wall or what ever....
My poor boyfrend...
#hufflepuff#big talk#i love my boyfriend#autism#he is such a sweetheart#i love him#im a wh0re#im a little silly#silly little guy#im so silly#i have rizz#im in love with this man#little bitch#i love nerds
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My roman empire if you will
FLEABAG & THE PRIEST Fleabag 2.06
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We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes
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Omg I am loving the stories I am writing. 🤦
I just invented a cat named Queen F.
She only responds to that moniker.
She is also the fluffiest.
What do you mean "am I still writing erotica?" Oh course I am! People who own cats have sex!
I am never going to be able to write effectively "to market" 🤦
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Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?
No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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yeah, i am not immune to propaganda. a propaganda at men's tits that is lol lift your shirt up boy
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Judy would tear up at their wedding but Don would actually cry seeing her come down the aisle.
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I love Deadpool and Magneto as much as next person but stop saying they did the gayest shit in Marvel history when Karolina Dean literally turned into a actually flying lesbian flag. Put some respect on my girl name
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Orders from the general, folks.
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