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[captroan]

Pidge who is this?

OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!

...WHAT??????? You can't have paws on wings. That's physically impossible! You also keep changing your story... First he was a monster with hands, pawpads, ears, and horns. Now he's a bird. Now he's a bird AND a dog. This is too suspicious, your honor!

-Lawyer Anon

This is what his arms look like, but I suppose if you don't want to believe me, that's your choice.

[captroan]

Why not?

Son I have learned a meme @captroan

wow a meme what iz it

[captroan]

Son I have learned a meme @captroan

wow a meme what iz it

[captroan]

...Pidge-

"A good pirate never steals another persons property"

...Well- Most of the monsters we tend to take from, that isn't exactly... their property. Mostly thieves themselves.

Wouldn't want to take something precious to someone on accident.

[captroan]

Son we live on a ship I think I'd know if there was a car here

"A good pirate never steals another persons property"

...Well- Most of the monsters we tend to take from, that isn't exactly... their property. Mostly thieves themselves.

Wouldn't want to take something precious to someone on accident.

[captroan]

"A good pirate never steals another persons property"

...Well- Most of the monsters we tend to take from, that isn't exactly... their property. Mostly thieves themselves.

Wouldn't want to take something precious to someone on accident.

[captroan]

Crime isn't cool, son.

isnt being a pirate bad cuz you steal stuff

Well... yes and no. It's complicated. We do what we have to.

[captroan]

Pidge stealing is a crime..-

isnt being a pirate bad cuz you steal stuff

Well... yes and no. It's complicated. We do what we have to.

[captroan]

isnt being a pirate bad cuz you steal stuff

Well... yes and no. It's complicated. We do what we have to.

[captroan]

I don't see how...

What is a "YouTube Poop"... why would they do that?

[captroan]

What is a "YouTube Poop"... why would they do that?

[captroan]

so uh.. how's life?

Decent enough. The crew is doing well out here as always... Pidge is a bit of a handful but I guess that's just how children are.

[captroan]

Finally got Pidge to bed... I'm so tired.

[captroan]

Is that like Tumbler?

@captroan we could do tjhis

[captroan]

Son where did you find this

@captroan we could do tjhis

[captroan]

I still think it should be spelled Tumbler.

[captroan]

Son I'm trying to run a ship, I'm sorry I can't always look.

Can you show us some breakdancing?!

yeah

Like this but itz me