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In which God is a pimp and I am one of his least lucrative hoes, and he treats me like it. I started playing criminally yours just a bit ago and could not get this man out of my head. This is very different from my botanical drawings, but pls enjoy it.

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Masterpost: How to write a story?
Compilation of writing advice for some aspects of the writing process.
How to motivate myself to write more
How to get rid of writer’s block
Basic Overview: How to write a story
How to outline a story
How to come up with plot
How to create a character
How to make a character unique
How to name your characters (Masterpost)
How to start a story
How to write a prologue
How to write conversation
How to write witty banter
How to write the last line
How to write a summary
How to write a book description
How to write romance
How to write friendships
How to write emotions (Masterpost)
How to write an argument
How to write yelling
How to write anger
How to write betrayal
How to title fanfiction
How to write an unreliable narrator
First Person vs. Third Person POV
How to write character deaths
How to use songs in a fanfiction
How to name fictional things
How to write self-insert fics
How to write multiple points of view
Introducing a group of characters
Large cast of characters interacting in one scene
How to write dual timelines
Redemption arc
Plot twists
Fatal Character Flaws
Good Traits Gone Bad (x)
Slow burn
Explanation posts about writing terms
What is…
AU ideas
Favourite tropes
Tropes of the day
List of Genres
Drabble vs. One-Shot
Advice for writing relationships
Masterpost: how to write relationships + romance
More specific scenarios
How to write a bilingual character
How to write a character with glasses
How to write heterochromia
How to create a villain
Reasons for becoming a villain
How to write a morally grey character
How to write an inferiority complex
How to write a road trip
How to create and write a cult
How to write amnesia
How to write being stabbed
How to write a stratocracy
How to write a heist
How to write the mafia
Criminal past comes to light
Ideas for traumatic experiences
How to create an atmosphere (Masterpost)
How to write a college party
How to write royalty (Masterpost)
Paramilitary Forces/ Militia
Superpowers Masterpost (Hero x Villain)
Inconvenient things a ghost could do
A Queen’s Assassination Plot
Crime Story - Detective’s POV
Evil organization of assassins
Evil wins in the end
Causes for the apocalypse
Last day on earth
Liminal Spaces
Workplace AUs
Signs of co-dependency
What to wear in a desert
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friends to lovers
last updated: 17.06.23
➵ requests are open. send one, if you want!
➵ i do both nsfw & sfw (series, oneshots and headcannons)
➵ if you send in a request and i haven’t responded, don’t worry. i most likely have it, i just have other stuff i’m working on. i will reply once i’ve completed your request! (your request will most likely be added here for future pruposes in a few days time)
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saiki kusuo
➶ strangers to friends to lovers series
serendipity | s.k (requested here & here)
➵ genre: fluff and comedy(?)
➵ summary: s1, ep 1 & 2. on your first day at pk academy, you witness saiki use pyrokinesis. from that moment forward, you become hell-bent on avoiding him at all costs. it’s easier said than done, especially after you find yourself unintentionally foiling chiyo yumehara’s plans to get close to him.
metanoia | s.k (new!)
➵ genre: fluff with humour here and there
➵ summary: s1 ep 3. for the life of you, you couldn’t understand why your peaceful life had been turned upside down. no matter what you did, you always found yourself dragged into saiki’s problems. worst of all? at first you wanted nothing to do with him, and slowly, without even realising it, you didn’t mind being around him as much.
limerance | s.k
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(the first time you start seeing saiki in a different light, s1, ep 6)
faux pas | s.k (requested)
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(mrs saiki accidentally let’s slip that saiki is psychic to your classmates, you try to salvage the situation, s1, ep 7)
honmei choco | s.k
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(valentine’s day, s1, ep 8)
alexithymia | s.k
➵ genre: fluff, tiniest bit of angst
➵ summary: s1, ep 16. saiki can’t refuse when teruhashi asks him to hang out with her after school. she claims that it’s her way of apologising to him after her brother seeks him out to deliver a message to her. saiki knows better, though. he seeks you out and asks for your help because he doesn’t want to deal with the troublesome girl alone. a hectic ‘date’ of sorts, ensues.
strawberry boba girl | s.k (requested)
➵ genre: fluff mostly, i think
➵ summary: s1, ep 18. you go over to saiki’s house to hang out. when you finally get to his place with coffee jelly, you find out that teruhashi is over to get cooking lessons, and yuuta is present because his mom isn’t home. you decide to stay despite teruhashi being there because you want to spend time with yuuta and saiki.
all hallows eve | s.k
➵ genre: complete fluff
➵ summary: s1, ep23. that time of year has arrived. kaidou invites you, saiki and the gang to a halloween party. things don’t quite go the way kaidou wants, as most of his guests don’t know what halloween is even for. you do, however, which is why you try to salvage the party.
helping hand | s.k (requested)
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(saiki helps you babysit your niece and nephew)
trouble in paradise | s.k
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(mikoto aiura is the new transfer student, s2, ep 8)
hanabi | s.k (requested)
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(you finally meet saiki’s grandparents, s2, ep10)
rame | s.k
➵ genre: fluff?
➵ summary: s2 ep 11. you come over for new years eve and plan to spend the day with saiki and his parents, only to be ambushed by teruhashi and kusuke,- the latter acting as if he knows something you don’t. saiki’s not happy, for more reasons than one.
hiraeth | s.k (requested)
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(saiki gets sea sick and you both have to deal with the aftermath of being stranded on a deserted island, s2, ep 6)
eunoia | s.k (new!)
➵ genre: slight angst? fluff
➵ summary: s2 ep 17. teruhashi and mikoto swap looks and all it does is annoy saiki, he asks you for help once again. alternatively, teruhashi and mikoto compete to figure out saiki’s type, you try not to get involved but get dragged into things anyway.
kilig | s.k (requested)
➵ genre: angst in the beginning, followed by fluff
➵ summary: you decide to avoid saiki so you can try to get over him, and for the most part, you’re successful. that’s until saiki demands you hide him from his classmates. the two of you end up in a storage closet, where he confronts you about your recent behaviour towards him.
fika | s.k (requested)
➵ genre: tooth rotting fluff
➵ summary: saiki orders suggests that you and he hang out. you agree, knowing full well it’s a date, despite his denial. things don’t go as planned as the two of you run into your classmates. you all end up spending time at a cafe.
cafuné | s.k
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(kokomi faints, you sprain an ankle and saiki has to deal with the mess, s2, ep 24)
balter | s.k (requested)
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(ice skating date with saiki)
drapetomani | s.k (requested)
➵ genre: smut, just smut (slight angst?)
➵ summary: for the first time in all his teenage years, saiki gets morning wood. to his disdain, he realises every time he’s near you, you make it even worse. Or, saiki’s acting weird and you try to get to the bottom of it- things don’t go as planned. you take each other’s virginity.
morning after | s.k (requested)
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(you end up staying over at saiki’s house after mrs saiki insists. his friends come over in the morning and catch you in his clothes)
for him | s.k (requested)
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(saiki’s perspective on things, the last cultural festival saiki has at pk academy, first kiss fic)
lethargy | s.k (requested)
➵ genre: purely fluff, sick fic, established relationship
➵ summary: you wake up to period cramps, realising you’re late to meeting saiki, so the two of you can walk to college. you plan on missing your classes and going back to sleep until saiki teleports to your room to ask why you didn’t show up. when he finds out that you’re sick, he decides to take care of you like the good boyfriend he is.
quell | s.k (requested)
➵ genre: smut, nsfw
➵ summary: You head to Saiki’s dorm room after you complete an assignment, thing start to get heated very easily.
brontide | s.k (requested here and here) (new!)
➵ genre: smut, nsfw
➵ summary: studying for exams is never easy. add kusuke into the mix and it’s a whole different ball game. alternatively; saiki and you spend the day studying in your dorm room until kusuke drops by unannounced to see you. saiki is not happy.
cause for celebration | s.k (requested)
➵ ➵ coming soon!
➵ (saiki nsfw)
agape | s.k (requested)
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(established relationship, teasing, domestic fluff or; you and saiki make macaroons together)
redemancy | s.k (requested)
➵ ➵ coming soon!
(the future you have with saiki, teasing, established relationship and pregnancy)
the grandfather paradox | s.k (requested here and here) (new!)
➵ genre: crack rlly
➵ summary: kaito saiki goes to sleep, only to wake up in the middle of town. on his way back home, he realises he’s managed to time travel and worst of all? stopped his parents from meeting each other like they should have.
➵ the tumblr divider i’ve used above are from @leafsea
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if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you
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Otome Isekai x Text Post Meme
(Originally posted this on r/otomeisekai, but I'm posting it here too on someone's request)
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if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.
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The siege and lack of nutrition in Gaza are destroying the bodies of our children, Muhammad and Sham
Especially after the tightening of the siege and the closure of the crossings
Our children suffer from malnutrition and a health disaster
All aspects of life have become difficult for them, especially education, as they are at the most important stage in their lives in terms of establishing a foundation in learning.
And Joseph was born in a tent and in difficult and harsh circumstances
His mother moves from one place to another during the last months of pregnancy
Youssef was born, and relief has not yet come to Gaza, as they are still suffering from lack of nutrition and all the necessities of life


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somewhere out there someone has probably used AI to write their wedding vows. someone out there is probably loading their hinge profile with AI quippy responses. when i close my eyes i picture a man hunting through chatGPT prompts, trying to get someone else to love him. maybe she sends him back chatGPT too, and two robots fall in love.
is this our new lives, then? is love scripted? i have a dandelion heart and some part of me wants to believe that AI will not obtain self-reliance by evil but instead by discovering the single perfect shape of love - the one thing humanity (in all our time and force) could never quite nail down. maybe it will be a string of numbers. the imprint of static, the universe's thumbprint. maybe it will just be a single long mirror, and jam dripping down your hands.
i know there are "good" reasons. i was nervous! or i was unsure how to say it! but - i want your nervous words. i want your unsure words. i want you to strike entire pages of work for me. i want you to gesture vaguely, to ransack your mind for ways to instead-of-saying just show me. i want to find where your words fail you and where the summer of your longing blazes out of you, infinite, resisting the capture of definition.
and i want to do the same for you. isn't any love worth a little bit of struggle? i want to shiver with the movie-ripe sense my friends are lovely and i am so tender towards them - i want to never quite be able to explain what it means to spend my life with them. i want to draw shapes on your skin that exit the geometric and fade into the same, wordless pattern. it is still love if silent. you know - i rarely, if ever, actually tell my siblings i love them? i just show up often, and hope the action does the talking.
i know AI is "easier". of course. buttoned up and seamlessly corporate. but i do not want to love you through a film. i do not want to love you with your edges sanded down. i cannot recognize myself in you if you are unmarred and glistening. something about how, with the crystal-clear mp3 files of the present, we ache for the scratch of vinyl. the flaws are what make love worth it. i want the raw and the windbeaten and the unkempt.
something tender, then. i love you because you're real, which means that you cannot be perfect.
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Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.
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My name is mohammd, married and a father of four children between 5 and 13 years old. I live in the nourth of Gaza strip, precisely in the region of Gaza, next to Al-Shifa Hospital which suffered and still suffering very heavy damage because of the harsh bombings. Everything has been destroyed. Houses, schools, buildings, hospitals, shops, mosques, churches, means of transportation, etc
Unfortunately, my house was not spared. Actually, my family and I are living in makeshift tents in very precarious conditions. Food is very restricted, water and medications are rare. Hygiene products are non-existent. Life has stopped. Having lost everything, we decided unwillingly to leave Gaza for Egypte in the research of security and peace. This will allow us to heal ourselves, to regain strength, serenity but above all it will allow my children to continue their education and have a normal life. This is why I created this page to collect donation with the help of my My friend Mhammed is in Belgium The actual price to leave Gaza strip is 5000 dollarsper adult and 2500 dollars per child. PS: Hoping for a definitive ceasefire. If it's the case, we will remain in Gaza and this aid will partly allow us to rebuild our house.



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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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Everything I've Ever Written (on Tumblr)
I have been writing online since 2016. As a result, I have quite the few short stories listed below! They're all from different parts in my writing journey and I hope you enjoy.
If you'd like to read what I currently put out, please consider supporting me on Patreon (X)
Cinderella Doesn't Believe in Fairy Tales
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
Part 4 / Part 5 /Part 6
Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9
Destiny Universe
You Are the Demon King
The Hero and Hope (part 1) (part 2)
Being Villagers
Heroes and Villains
Therapist for Villains
Juniper and Discus
Self Destruct Villain (flash fiction)
Dandelion (A Villain Story)
You Help Kill Heroes
You are the Shark Hero
Mist into a Tempest
The Civilian and the Reluctant Hero
No Heroes Here
The Spoiler (humor, flash fiction)
You are Legacy
Hero in Title
Dark Lord's Former Coworker
One Minute
The Fae:
You Become Powerful
Your Friend Takes Your Name
Larkin and Yvette
Debt Must Be Repaid (humor flash fiction)
Going to the Hill
The Fae are Free
When They Don't Know (submitted to elsewhereuniversity)
The Chosen One
The Chosen One's Parents
Fate and Mercy and Dead Girls
Amulet to Save Her
Hero's Apprentice (Flash fiction)
The Aftermath of the Chosen One
Wizards Stole My Brother
You are the Chosen One's Knight
The Chosen One is a History Major
You are the Most Powerful Magic User
Time Restarts and She Remembers
Better the Witch than the Kid
Witches
It Was in a Name
The Good Witch of Hawthorne
Berthe the Green Witch
Cursed Mold (flash fiction)
Love isn't Enough
I Can't Believe it's not Proper Adjudication
Devil Deals
The Devil You Know
The Ritual
They Summoned Her on Halloween (flash fiction)
Fairytale Retellings
Ariel and Ursula (age appropriate)
The Gods
Zeus' Son
Faith in Technology
Sci-Fi
Six Red Bulls and Persistence
The Sound of Silence
Emmaline and the Apartment
Humans are Vengeful
Humans Know War (that's why we have diplomacy)
Criminals Forced to Live on as AI (flash fiction)
Misc Fantasy
Wind-Speaker
Wind-Speaker and Her Wife
You Will Become
The Sirens and Leona (flash fiction)
Eldritch Princess (flash fiction)
Princess Maria and the Dragon
Princess Maria is Kidnapped
Immortals are Afraid of Change
Fiona the Dragon
A Violently Won War
Meta Stories
An Abstract Concept
Narrative Town
Narrative Town: Uncle Ralph
Princess Phaedra Breaks
You are a Horror Movie Villain
Ghost Stories
Malevolent Spirits
Your House is Haunted by an Anime Pillow
Don't Open the Door
Grandma's House
Who Is? (flash fiction)
A Face (flash fiction)
Misc.
You Choose Your Fate in Hell
Time Paradox (flash fiction)
You are an Assassin
Multiple Dimension Serial Killer (flash fiction)
An Exercise in Mary Sue
She Comes Back from the Hospital (tw eating disorder)
Roses and Evil (mental health flash fiction)
Big Brother
A Conversation About Anger
Punching Depression
Two Sides (flash fiction)
Immortal Serial Killer in Prison
Theater Romance (flash fiction)
The Lady and the Knight (flash fiction)
Different (flash fiction)
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Window wings, fragile panes
Shield me from the dark
Warm me with your spark
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Full resolution images and painting videos on Patreon
Part of my glass wings series



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@mariyyum twitter post: Recipes that have been passed down to me by my Palestinian mother 🇵🇸, and I've had the honor of sharing them with all of you. #freepalestine
1: Cheese Manakeesh (cheese pies)

2: Homemade Hummus w/ chicken koufta

3: Msakhan (the National dish of Palestine)

4: Sfeeha (meet pies)

Follow her on: twitter instagram youtube tiktok and her own blog for more.
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