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gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?
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every time i take melatonin i have weird fucked up dreams like Joe Rogan putting on a Miku wig and trying to turn Miku into a right wing icon on his fuckass podcast
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★ 【kieed】 「 miku symphony 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow btt’s fanart twitch stream!
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*Italian guy throwing a blogger into a trash compactor while smoking a cigar*
there’s ya friggin’ man crush monday ya fucking computer idiot
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the original leeroy jenkins video was posted may 11th 2005… 10 years ago today… yowee
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redditors will be like "i have le cursed internet knowledge" and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going "errm wgat the heck is this weird crap"
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Sadly people got too tolerant of Christianity we need the mythical annoying atheists to make a comeback we need to make this the summer of atheism "don't talk to me about your magical book" should be rolling off the tongue way more often....
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I’m so bad at sex I got an F in sex it’s even on my drivers license
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Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises
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