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car-di-oh · 20 hours
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car-di-oh · 4 days
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More profound when you consider that Doctors Without Borders rarely makes political statements.
In #UNSC mtg on Middle East, @MSF SG Christopher Lockyear says: "Israeli forces have attacked our convoys, detained our staff, bulldozed our vehicles, hospitals have been bombed and raided. And now for a second time, one of our staff shelters has been hit. This pattern of attacks is either intentional or indicative of reckless incompetence. Our colleagues in #Gaza are fearful that as I speak to you today, they will be punished tomorrow."
He adds: "The humanitarian response in Gaza today is an illusion. A convenient illusion that perpetuates a narrative that this war is being waged in line with international laws. Calls for humanitarian assistance have echoed across this chamber. Yet in Gaza we have less and less every day, less space, less medicine, less food, less water, less safety."
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car-di-oh · 4 days
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Owase city, Mie prefecture, Japan
Kumanokodo center
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car-di-oh · 4 days
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someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust
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car-di-oh · 4 days
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"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.
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car-di-oh · 4 days
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i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life
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car-di-oh · 4 days
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car-di-oh · 5 days
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limes are like if lemons knew how to love without wanting anything in return. a lemon wants some sugar or some fish or some hot soup and only then it gives you a pat on the back and sees you as an equal. but limes grace you no matter what. always welcome in my water and my greens and sodas i love you kind and gentle life
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car-di-oh · 7 days
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me on the daily 😭
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car-di-oh · 7 days
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i need testosterone so i can grow fuckass 60s style sideburns that everyone hates
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car-di-oh · 9 days
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i cant stop laughing at this response. god bless
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car-di-oh · 9 days
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WE NEED TO KILL HIM
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car-di-oh · 9 days
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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life
at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation
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car-di-oh · 9 days
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this is what all health advice on tiktok looks like
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car-di-oh · 9 days
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today i saw an old man wearing a shirt that said "thyme 2 turnip the beet"..... Fuck yeah you funky little gardener....
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