Carolyn (Caralarm to my dumbass friends). 30s, she/her/hers, queer, Jewish. Philadelphia is my favorite country. Taskmaster, IWTV, Hannibal, Doctor Who (unfortunately), etc.
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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices
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Stephen Vollo (American) - Strainer, Paintings: Oil on Canvas on Panel
#we had this strainer growing up#i assume it's still Somewhere#i didn't know other people knew about it.....#i should get one for me
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
1x04 || 1x07
#literally why does he look DIRECTLY at his ass#when he asks if Will is feeling paternal#what is the heterosexual explanation for this#hat nipple#hannigram
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y’all ever sent a risky text and you so scared you start doing chores
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I haaateee when radiologists call my internal organs unremarkable. what the fuck man not even a “cute lungs!!!!” or “awesome liver”??
#when the OBGYN’s note called my breasts ‘unremarkable’ I almost crashed out#like that’s the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me
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The Stuff of Legend
Almost 20 years and one month ago: David as the Tenth Doctor and his vlog about the season two aka DT Cam began.
The Doctor Who Don is doing a great job by putting these up.
And this was the last scene Billie and David filmed together for Season Two and you can hear David choking up a bit.
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it's got solitaire btw. if you even care
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Work out what's in the sleeping bag. You may not look in the sleeping bag.
S04E06
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damn the sadness really does last forever
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