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lets see the hags at cvs try to decline my card now that ive got my severed warlock hand talisman

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Feel like pure shit just want her back (the ability to create and enjoy what I made without thinking it’s worthless slob no one will ever love)

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this is how it feels to talk to ur mutuals on tumblr

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Look at all the small things she is wearing.

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We looked at BLAST in my school today.. felt like seeing a celebrity in the wild. 😭

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One reason why I can never leave tumblr is that the other day I was reading a 19th-century children's book to my little cousins and I started feeling that there was a lot of lesbian subtext between two of the kids' mothers in this book. And the next day I went on google like "I can't possibly be the only one who noticed—" and I found... 1 result. Just one. 1 person in the whole world had something to say about the lesbian subtext in this classic French children's book and this person was a) on tumblr, b) someone who follows me on here! What would I do without this website? I wouldn't be sending screencaps on a random Friday night of adorable gay moments between two mum characters in a French children's novel from 1858 to the only internet stranger who gets me, and that would be a shame

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Squidward is such a tragic beautiful figure. A haunting literary character who represents repressed white homosexuality, one which foolishly strives for suburban ennui but is instead trapped in a cultureless, capitalistic hell. He’s a cashier and he hates his job but his island head is nice. His nose is huge. Squidwars foing to hell. Swuidward will go to hell

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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

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Gotta bail my stupid fucking thalmor husband out of jail for another fucking DUI charge

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happy birthday SOPHIE! i love you and miss you everyday, you keep me going you’re the greatest!

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Scenario: a sample of your DNA was taken, popped into a cell, and cloned into a baby, gestated in a sci-fi artificial womb vat. The first time you or anyone in your family meets this baby is after it has already been born out of said vat. You can hold the newborn if you want, it's up to you, but it is a living breathing baby that was cloned from your DNA and is genetically identical to you.

I love clone philosophy. Give me all your philosophy of clones

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A very summery Doggust so far. 🍃

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& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously

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my fav outsider art is the deeply unappealing food pics that middle aged people include in their online reviews of restaurants

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boiled peanut devotee and boiled peanut divine entity

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can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

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WE SHOULD LIGHT EVERY CAVE UNDER GROUND ON FIRE RIGHT NOW AND MAKE MORE CAVES UNDER GROUND AND LIGHHT THOSE ON FIRE