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Merry Christmas -I got you five golden rings, because that's how the song goes. Manly rings. Oh, and a bottle of scotch.
“I’ll take all of that! T H A N K S ~”
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“Someone read my wish list, I see ~”
Lumi has some spiked eggnog and cuddles for the Boss!
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“Aw, babe ~ Don’t tell me you let that get made for lil’ old me.” He took the wine and ran a finger over the edge of the blade. Not that he used knives to find with but having something was always better than not having something.
“How’s a bottle of wine and a little something to have fun with?”
Cue Arachne sliding over a fancy looking bottle of wine, as well as a wooden box with a of brass knuckles style knife for the homunculus, complete with the ouroboros symbol engraved into it.
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Does smashing a bottle of (possibly) expensive wine over his head count as a present? If so, then there's Heine's present.
" Ah fuck , look at this mess.”
“You could’ve just given me the bottle, you know? You’ve wasted a perfectly good drink.”
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“Sooo what about my --- christmas presents?”

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Where, oh where, did you go? ;-;
“Had to go undercover for a while. Sorry about that darlin’.”
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Watch the Queen conquer.
Credit: x
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MAKE ME CHOOSE → kurooa asked: Greed or Edward Elric
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*cries ugly tears*
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He placed a hand on his hip. “I’m not keen on getting it. I just wanna get back to my bar.” The sin replied honestly, giving a shrug of his shoulders. “If you want someone here, I will bring someone else here instead of me. “
“ How does this sound to you? ”
Sinners open the gate.
Truth had looked at the sin , losing the smile for a moment and then growing it back. greed was abit pushy but greed would not know how the gate or truth works.

“And what do you think a deal could deal you ? You wont be the same. you simply do not just get it.” It laughed.
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Handwriting!

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“Doesn’t bother me at all. I quite like it hot to a certain degree that is and I also don’t need any water.”
However, the constant walking surely would get annoying after a while. Maybe he should just steal a car so they could drive there in style. Surely she knew a right way to get back there without tiring herself out in the desert.
“No train goin’ there at all? You gotta know some way to get there, think bout it sweets cause we got no flying option.”
{ ♫ };; —– ❝Yeah.. It is pretty fun..❞ Maka trailed off, glancing up at Greed. She was almost surprised that he wanted to go on a trip there. She supposed she would, but it’s in the middle of the desert. She hopes they can handle it… ❝I would but do you realize it’s in a middle of a desert? I don’t think I could handle the heat.. I’m used to flying with Soul.❞
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In their panic, one aimed a gun at the homunculus - visibly shaking at the terrifying sight of his friend falling to the ground in two halves. The big one was barely holding on to his weapon and it needed a moment of realization that with a gun pointed at him, greed was not gonna make it long. Right?
.... Wrong
Nothing managed to get through the pitch darkness that was growing on every single spot on Greed’s body. A small patch of it on his forehead and the gun fell to the ground like it was made of paper.
He could feel Arachne’s eyes on him and if he wouldn’t be naturally enjoying this, he would seem like he was showing off.
But even as a hand came flying only to land on the ground before her, gun still in hand, the homunculus was simply doing what he did best. Enjoying himself and in this case, he was making quite the mess until there was nothing but lifeless flesh and blood covering the alley.
They didn’t run, not right away. Visibly perturbed, for certain, but they had a job and it was only one man, right? He couldn’t fight them all, could he..? It seemed to be the consensus among them until they saw the grotesque brutality with which he outright murdered the first of them, a more appropriate panic setting in.
Arachne, on the other hand, looked absolutely delighted; such displays had always been a more effective manner by which to win her over or impress her.
“How delightful…” A soft murmur of approval was graced to the homunculus, the spider witch more than pleased with the turn of events and quite glad that she’d given him the chance to prove his worth - but perhaps she was giving herself more credit than she might deserve. The thought was but entertained that he might be her equal in combat. Whatever the case might be, her eyes were flashing mirthful shades of violet and purple, watching the scene unfold.
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That cat sure was a quick one, not even Martel managed to grab her and Roa was just left staring dumbfounded at the black blur that managed to get out. Of course Greed send his two fastest Chimeras, Dolcetto and Martel after the feline but since he had a feeling that this cat was going to outsmart them, he decided to take a different route.
Making his way around the building to catch the feline to a spot she was most probably going to run to with the other two behind it. There was a wall in the way but it wasn’t like that was going to stop Greed.
“Here, Kitty, Kitty ~ “
He simply tore the wall down and stepped right into the narrow alley, right in front of the cat with its stolen goods. On the other end of the alley where the other two. Now there was no way this little thief could get away.
Unless it could fly and that was just ridiculous.
🎃— Blair had turned around in order to bolt off with her new meal when she was met with a door in her face, successfully cutting off her exit. There was a pause as she craned her neck to look up at Roa, jumping a little.

Well fuck.
She shuffled back a little before turning around and staring up at Greed, beginning to fidget at the first signs of pressure. She hadn’t actually expected to be caught. Now what was she going to do? Even with the help of her familiar, Zwan, there were more of them than there were of her.
So she decided on the next best thing: running.
She fumbled about a little bit while trying to get some traction on the floor before taking off, Zwan dutifully holding both itself and the box of snacks in place while Blair began searching for a new escape route.
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“I’ve never heard of that place but it sure sounds more fun than here.” Not that he didn’t like Dublith, this place was his, which already made it quite comfortable. However, there was only so much an avaricious sin could do.
And he had almost done everything there was to be done. It was about time he went looking for more places to drain of all their goodies.
“I say we have a little roadtrip and you show me around this place.”
{ ♫ };; —- ❝Well, for starters.. It’s in a middle of a desert. It’s also in Nevada. You know? In America? Pretty cool, right?❞ Maka chirped, leaning up against him as she finished the cool beverage. ❝Mmmhm. Far, far, far away, to be exact.❞ She replied softly, placing the glass down on the coffee table. She scooted closer and leaned her head on his shoulder. ❝Why? You wanna go there or something?❞
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“Well, if you’re a bodyguard then you must be protecting someone important, eh? Someone with status and fame - two of the things I want.”
He wasn’t an idiot after all. Her attitude did not necessarily scream tourist nor was she an alchemist. He did not expect her to be a bodyguard but that just worked well for him.
“Tell your boss to get me what I want and my secrets are yours. After all, this is Amestris. We’re all about equivalent exchange.”
+1 duty
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