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when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.

i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11

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webtoon commenter: oh my gods i love my gaybies SO MUCH webtoon is my life T_T (EDIT: ty for all the upvotes aaaa this is my first top comment i- 👁️👄👁️)

deep-sea snailfish in the mariana trench: *moves one inch*

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So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now

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if your first reaction to me being small is to trap me in a plastic container, and take my lettuce away, thats no good

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i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things

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I made love to a merman and now I'm pregnant with shrimp 🦐.

Bitch that's not shrimp he gave you crabs!!!!!!

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Show him the fruits

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that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

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I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x

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Orb process

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you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

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@roctorok

babirusa / dog / rabbit / rattlesnake / sheep / hippo skulls (source)

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of course you have purple eyes and no period

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I’m dying over this screenshot from when I had a boyfriend in high school before I figured out I’m a lesbian

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