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I really loved your latest fanfic. it was adorable. so if you accept requests, can you write one after TPT where jude finds out she's pregnant and some scenes of cardan as a father when their child is a toddler. or sth like this. just if you can. <3

OH THANK YOU!!!! honestly, i can definitely see myself writing that in the future! i want them to have kids SO bad

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Jude in QoN: “Of course it was a trick” That’s what you said.

Cardan:

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honeyypears.

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Cardan and Jude - The Cruel Prince

Artist: @budge_chick

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jude: “why don’t you ever stand up straight. you’re the KING for fuck’s sake act like it.”

cardan:

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“You don’t need to lock me away. I can’t harm you unless you let me. I am entirely in your power. And when I did escape, I came directly to your side. Let me kneel at your feet in the throne room and gaze up adoringly at you.”

OH. MY.

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Cardan, if he lived in mortal world:

Google, please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror.

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Jude: who else here thought Cardan was my boyfriend?

Jude: Cardan put your hand down

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Tiernan and Madoc return from the Ice Needle Citadel at the mercy of Jude Duarte, the High Queen of Elfhame.

or, the one where Jude finally socks Madoc in the face.

word count: ~5k

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE STOLEN HEIR ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!! DONT YELL AT ME WHEN YOU GET SPOILED!!!!! THIS IS RIDDLED WITH SPOILERS.

enjoy!

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THANK YOU FOR READINGGGGGGG

Tiernan and Madoc return from the Ice Needle Citadel at the mercy of Jude Duarte, the High Queen of Elfhame.

or, the one where Jude finally socks Madoc in the face.

word count: ~5k

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE STOLEN HEIR ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!! DONT YELL AT ME WHEN YOU GET SPOILED!!!!! THIS IS RIDDLED WITH SPOILERS.

enjoy!

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RAMADAN MUBARAK!!! RUNNING OVER TO READ IT RIGHT NOW!!

I stand before Cardan, and he looks mortifying in his beauty. He carelessly slumps down on the sofa in his chambers, blissfully unaware of my anxiety. Or, worse, blissfully aware. “I ought to be mad at you,” he says, and I almost flinch at the sound. “As I said, I didn’t kill my husband, Your Majesty,” my voice shakes, and I hold onto the hope he will think I am holding back tears. “Yes, that would be correct. Your husband is sitting in front of you, well and alive. Is he not?”

viivdle productive era??

my ~1900w jurdan fanfic heaven and hell were words to me is out now!!

i tried something different with this one, hopefully it was a good something different

this fic is for @annamatix who i have the pleasure to call my friend. i hope this is just the right amount of "romancy"

happy ramadan<33

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NO BECAUSE WREN BRINGING THIS BACK UP AGAIN???? SLAPPING HIM IN THE FACE WITH IT???? VILE! I LOVED IT

OAK SAYING HE REGRETS GLAMOURING JUDE TO HIT HERSELF WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND THAT HE DOESN’T WANT TO BRING IT UP TO REMIND HER. BUT JUDE LITERALLY KNOWS IT AND HAS THOUGHT ABOUT IT A LOT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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we don’t talk nearly enough about cardan playing dead while jude is trying to have a serious conversation with him LMFOAOSOAOSBSJAJA

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THANK YOU FOR READING!!!

Tiernan and Madoc return from the Ice Needle Citadel at the mercy of Jude Duarte, the High Queen of Elfhame.

or, the one where Jude finally socks Madoc in the face.

word count: ~5k

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE STOLEN HEIR ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!! DONT YELL AT ME WHEN YOU GET SPOILED!!!!! THIS IS RIDDLED WITH SPOILERS.

enjoy!

[cardanapologist]

Tiernan and Madoc return from the Ice Needle Citadel at the mercy of Jude Duarte, the High Queen of Elfhame.

or, the one where Jude finally socks Madoc in the face.

word count: ~5k

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE STOLEN HEIR ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!! DONT YELL AT ME WHEN YOU GET SPOILED!!!!! THIS IS RIDDLED WITH SPOILERS.

enjoy!

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COMING THIS FRIDAY ON AO3!! :D

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“I hate him more than all the others. I hate him so much that sometimes when I look at him, I can hardly breathe.” -The Cruel Prince, Holly Black