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Glass Animals, The Other Side of Paradise

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Could you draw who you think is singing Premade Sandwiches?

David Bayley, of course

Thanks, Dave

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theory

jdnt stands for just doing nothing today

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did you know?

glass animals is freaking awesome and I love them bye

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a study on dave bayley’s jackets, by me

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why napping is evil

tldr: dreams suck and I still don't have a Zaba vinyl so I take a nap, right? and then I start to dream - I'm participating in a contest to delegate which library between two certain towns is better and we do that through some sort of scavenger hunt. so since I understand the Dewey Decimal System, we get a strong lead but it ends up tied toward the end. The last thing we have to find is some CD that the host was on vocally. I couldn't find it until a very nice lady in the audience pointed it out to me (not my competitor) because I was closer so I won. The prize? y'all - it was a SIGNED copy of the ZABA VINYL. I started crying tears of happiness. It's impossible for me to describe how I felt in that moment - just know it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. So then I go to dollar tree, Zaba in my hand because I am not letting go of it, to buy a frame for the vinyl (I am poor and don't know what I am doing) and guess who's working there. If you guessed the band, u are correctomundo. At this point, I'm thinking it's a little too good to be true, but I roll along with it. after a short conversation (because I don't know how to talk to people), I leave the store and get in my car (while it is dark and raining outside) and think about how great everything is until I realize IT'S ALL A DREAM. I BECAME SELF-AWARE. none of it was real. I realized when I woke up, I wouldn't have a zaba vinyl. so, in sadness, my dream self drove home through the rain. while in my house, a cog from toontown came to my house and took it over. at this point, I realized dream life wasn't worth living anymore and I decided to return to reality. now I am here, more upset than I should be and vowing to never nap again. If you made it this far, thanks for reading.

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theory

the "go go go go" part of the other side of paradise is a sample of the "go go go go go" part in the stripped version of hazey

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a year ago today

I was jammin to the 37 second album teaser which was released a year from yesterday. it was happening.

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I wish I had the musical talent to cover the albums

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I had the privilege of seeing glass animals in concert this week and I think one of the best things was during s02 e03 when dave sort of looked at his leg when he sang "and my feet at funny angles"

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asking for a friend (who is probably me)

anyone kno what a person gots to do to meet their favorite band

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so I tweeted @glassanimalsband and they REPLIED. like I can't believe I'm so shook and happy

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😍😩😍 i love glass animals 😍😫😍

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dave bayley just seems like an amazing human being

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me, needing to use the restroom: excuse me, I gotta go JDNPee

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😩😩😩 when they set your wings on fire 😫😫😫

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mr. jennings' face at 2:47 - reason I am dead (pt. 2)