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Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson

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true romance

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Did you know you can get yard signs made that say basically anything

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This is single handedly the funniest Pokemon clip of all time.

The Pokémon company, sitting at a round table reviewing the episode before it airs:

“You know what, fuck it. I don’t give a shit anymore.”

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hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

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saying "the age of 30 is in demand" near an elf and she looks at you with abject disgust

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Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

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the people on tiktok filming a blob-like strawberry and saying it's a GMO one...fucking fake strawberry fans...they literally can grow naturally like this

it's just the strawberries growing together. do not speak lies of these beautiful freaks ever again

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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"shall i tell you about angels, Mr Lipwig?"

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Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.

*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!

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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

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oh my fucking god