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Anyone on here use menstrual cups
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view from a california beach town
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I know I couldn't handle having kids but if I was left in charge of some, I'd take them to the park to feed ducks. Not bread though, you shouldn't feed that to ducks. We're feeding them lettuce. Let the ducks going apeshit over lettuce show the kids that lettuce is actually awesome. When they go home, their parents are baffled by the fact that the kids are now willingly eating salad. In the most horribly animalistic fucked up way possible.
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when i see an advertisement i should be able to just say "i dont have any money so i cant buy what youre advertising" and the ad hears this and it shrivels up and dies and is never shown to me again
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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery
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fucked up wicker unicorn :) do you like her
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Simone Johnson's whimsical and imaginative art primarily depicts New York bodega cats surrounded by colorful depictions of deli products, usually around a theme like Thanksgiving, Italian food, or classic Goya products.
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So beautiful going from a preteen who hates her body hair and can't wait to start shaving to a grown up who doesn't ever shave and loves having leg hair
#unfortunately I am one of those people that hates the way it feels when my hair is too long#so I have to shave like every other month#I like it like 2 weeks to 6 weeks grown out#kestrel calls#chitter chatter#text post
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ohhh i get it. my chemical romance is forever
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Im good at being strange and ignored
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Joining the war on queerbait on the side of queerbait bc after a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical but is often true
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