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John Green may be a little "cringe" but credit where credit is due at least he's a YA author who made his special interest trying to expand tuberculosis care instead of trying to make a living hell for trans women and other LGBTQ+s

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I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

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it may not be elegant but it is honest.

daily reminder that writing is easy. you don’t even have to be good at writing to be a well liked writer. you can do it. anyone can do it. i saw this today and i see something like it every other day

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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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he or perhaps his brother would do numbers on here

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the failure of so many religions to apply even a shred of humanity to their dealings with homosexuality is already enough to condemn them as any source of moral authority, but you could say the same thing about their dealings with slavery, heresy, women,

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and I have to wonder how many of the AI proponents are subscribing/monthly paying for the "premium" chatgpt when even just putting that money to a commission gets an artist some money and you get something created with some kind of soul and feeling in it.

Maybe if people updated more we wouldn't turn to ai

You’re a pathetic, impatient loser. Fanfic writers owe you nothing, and their writing is their own, not yours to do with as you choose, you entitled brat.

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if you do it fast enough it's no problem

hope nothing on this list is in my house lol

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just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

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you've been running through my mind all day and you haven't taken a single sip of water.

you've been running through my mind all day and girl your form is terrible

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HSI/ICE vs. hungry Mexican restaurant customers - WHO YA GOT?

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This tweet lives rent-free in my head now. Hands-down the best comment about the relationship between art and artist.

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