carli-in-the-morning

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I will never forgive mattel for not letting earring magic ken keep his mesh shirt and cock ring necklace in the movie

truly unforgivable

[carli-in-the-morning]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[carli-in-the-morning]

every time i have salmon it’s like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

[carli-in-the-morning]

Incredible. They're so close to getting it.

[carli-in-the-morning]

it actually makes me so sad there are some people who havent seen fireflies irl like. come with me. let me show you. lets go out in the yard at 8 in the evening and catch fireflies together

[carli-in-the-morning]

Rejection-sensitive or not, you have to accept when people say “no” and realize that people’s “no” is not about you. A boundary is never about you, it’s about that person’s sense of security. Do not make people’s personal limits a matter of targeted offence.

[carli-in-the-morning]

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

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File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense

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Amity pestered Principal Bump enough times that he finally allowed Hexside to have a student council

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“It’s a handbag.”

[carli-in-the-morning]

“It’s a handbag.”

[carli-in-the-morning]

full of hate and malice...you know how it is with me...