carly-they-jepsen

[carly-they-jepsen]

percy getting automatically pissed off by ares at camp jupiter even tho he’s lost his memory and doesn’t remember their past has to be the funniest shit ever. their beef transcends the fickleness of the psyche

[carly-they-jepsen]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[carly-they-jepsen]

[carly-they-jepsen]

Hello bisexual community

[carly-they-jepsen]

[carly-they-jepsen]

[carly-they-jepsen]

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

[carly-they-jepsen]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[carly-they-jepsen]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[carly-they-jepsen]

*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

[carly-they-jepsen]

[carly-they-jepsen]

problematic time zone gap

[carly-they-jepsen]

Who that man

[carly-they-jepsen]

If you go to the American Midwest there's a wizard living in the corn and if you catch him you get three wishes.

[carly-they-jepsen]

hey guys check it out I can do a frontside 180 with my stomach haha

[carly-they-jepsen]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[carly-they-jepsen]

Throughout all of history, mankind has never created a more precise measuring tool than the infallible "eyeballin' it."