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Snake-eyed, with a sly smile

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THEY'RE BOTH GUYS and MY OCS don't tag otherwise thanks BOTH ARE HE/him

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*clank*

Beasts of Ash: *aggressive angry and curse-stricken knights*

Reginald: perfect.

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Real Guide To Real Anal

Ok, there's a lot of well-meaning misinformation around from people who are just repeating what they've heard, so please, take it from someone with >25 years of experience of anal play of various kinds:

On cleanliness...

Not only do you not need to douche, but also, for most people most of the time, it's better if you don't. If you need to be absolutely clean as a whistle for a porn shoot or something, go for it. But otherwise, your gut is an amazing self-balancing system, that will take care of itself so long as you don't sabotage it by hosing it out. Douching can easily cause an upset gut that you'll then blame on the anal instead. So consider not doing that.

Unless you have a medical condition that precludes such, you have the ability to tell if you "need to go", based on sensations in the sphincter. If you don't have the feeling that you need to go, or at least reasonably could go, then you don't need to worry about anything; you can hop straight on that dick if you want to; it'll be fine.

If you follow the above advice, then 95% of the time it'll come out completely clean, 5% of the time there will be the tiniest amount of shit, an amount that can be cleaned in 2 seconds with a wet wipe or similar. And, you were going to clean it at least that much afterwards anyway, right?

Some further general tips:

Do: enjoy a good amount of fibre generally in your diet on a daily basis if you want things to come out clean.

Don't: make sudden drastic changes to your diet or take laxatives/anti-diarrhoea meds to try to vacate it or placate it. Once again, your gut is an amazing self-balancing system if you will kindly just let it do its thing.

Finally, some things I've generally assumed:

I assume you know about basic safe sex and can make your own decisions in that regard re what's an acceptable risk to you. I'm not going to tell you always use condoms or never do such-and-such because you know what, I'm not the boss of you. Use them or not, do things or not, it's your call.

I assume you know to use lube, and also to start small if unsure and work up. Your mileage may vary, but it is usual to discover that the difficulty of receiving anal has been greatly overstated, mostly due to prudish cishets being overrepresented in media and in life.

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I think a boy who would cum untouched from eating me out would fix me

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“Thoughts on anal?” Yeah pretty much 24/7

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Honestly I think my days off don't make me feel rested because I don't have an eager-to-please puppy here to tire me out all day. I think if I could spend the whole day training him to do exactly as I say and fill my cunt as much as I want would solve my exhaustion. Yknow, taking my health into account ofc

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Working with rangers has made me realize I am kind of into power imbalance

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i don’t wanna face the world can i please bury my face in your tits instead

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pease love n respect but i need to be fucked in a chokehold

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Okay so (shakes a collar in front of you to get your attention) we have to go to the store because (shakes it again) the egg discount starts today (buckles it around your neck) and then--are you listening to me? Hello?? (tugs on your collar) Why are you whining puppy? No, we're not playing right now. I'm just getting you ready to go out. You didn't think you were gonna leave without this, were you? (taps the bell on your collar to make it jingle) Don't complain! How else will everyone know you have an owner? Silly pup.

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Okay so cumming in pants. Which is hottest: hands down the pants, rubbing through the pants, or hands-free?

FINALLY the hard hitting questions, thank you!!

I thought about ranking these, but they all have their virtues. My gut says rubbing over pants is ideal for cumming in pants, but I'm also obsessed with handsfree in general. So, both together is almost so good that it's overkill. One really good in pants + handsfree gif could probably sustain me for years. Rubbing over pants specifically has a really pathetic, needy energy that makes my head just spin though 😵‍💫

THEN of course, hands down the pants has such a desperate, pervy energy to it that it's difficult to top. Catching someone doing it? Fuck. Maybe they're trying to be a little covert about it, and getting found out makes them panic. Or it just adds to the rush and it pushes them over, fully being viewed while they get off under their panties. AOUGHH panting and whimpering 🥵

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i dont think anyone's ever praised me as much as i actually want to be praised in bed. i want that shit nonstop. i need a dom who's clinically incapable of shutting the fuck up

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I miss being in a relationship with my absolute best friend. There's no other connection like it and I miss it a lot :(

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Watching omo videos and internally yelling KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON. PLEASE. PLEASE ITS HOTTER WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON.

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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puppy tops who drool and beg and think only with the pistoning of their hips x their lovers who are absolutely getting their brains fucked out however are still in full control, holding their puppy's leash so they stay focused