carneliancorax
carneliancorax
Carnelian Corax
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What a lovely thing a rose is!Mostly here for queer readings of Victorian fiction and vampires
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carneliancorax · 20 minutes ago
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Late, but...
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(The game in question - https://store.steampowered.com/app/2248890/The_Beekeepers_Picnic/)
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carneliancorax · 21 minutes ago
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Everyone around here is a faster runner than I am. This is because of natural selection. [pulls out a massive sword engraved with the words "NATURAL SELECTION" on the blade] Start running.
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carneliancorax · 22 minutes ago
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carneliancorax · 25 minutes ago
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The image of everyone just staring at a completely spaced-out Holmes waiting for him to get out of the carriage is so funny to me. Watson finally nudged him and he about jumps out of his skin and then looks at his audience of assembled (and impatient) murder investigators and goes “Oh, sorry guys. I was just daydreaming :)”
Colonel Ross has got to be wondering what the heck sort of detective they called in for this case.
Meanwhile Watson’s like “He must have found a clue. I can tell because his eyes are sparkly ❤️”
Have I mentioned I love these stories?
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carneliancorax · 6 hours ago
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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.
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carneliancorax · 6 hours ago
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Love me some good old dead authors must be one of my favorite genders
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carneliancorax · 6 hours ago
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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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carneliancorax · 6 hours ago
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Clingy needy Sherlock Holmes I love so much
How did this man get by being alone for so long when he’s hooked onto Watson like a fish is on a hook.
Maybe it’s because he finally expierenced friendship and he just ate it up and now his true feelings are coming out
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carneliancorax · 6 hours ago
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The Copper Beeches
“Sherlock Holmes had been silent all the morning, dipping continuously into the advertisement columns of a succession of papers, until at last, having apparently given up his search, he had emerged in no very sweet temper to lecture me upon my literary shortcomings.”
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carneliancorax · 6 hours ago
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I want to point out that Holmes is actually an incredibly direct and communicative person instead of the brooding asshole with a heart of gold whose emotions only slip through in rare instances of distress. Believe me when I say that I enjoy such a character as much as the next person but that is not Sherlock Holmes.
If Book Holmes likes you or appreciates your company, he WILL let you know. He will tell you that he is happy you're here and that he wants you to keep helping him with his cases and that he needs your assistance. You will NOT have to wait until he or you are nearly dying for him to tell you that he actually cares about you.
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carneliancorax · 6 hours ago
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everyone listen up this is my new favorite ship the r/v sikuliaq it is so cool holy shit
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carneliancorax · 6 hours ago
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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
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carneliancorax · 6 hours ago
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You know what? No that's fair, Watson doesn't usually talk all that much and it has been three months since they've seen each other, I'd make him read out loud for the chance to hear his voice too
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carneliancorax · 6 hours ago
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I am currently in the middle of two case fics.
One which I’ve been planning for the better part of a year and am not finished with the rough draft.
Another in which I write whatever bullshit pops into my head.
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carneliancorax · 6 hours ago
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Make sure to hire voice actors who deliver the deranged list of fake 1891 London newspapers your showrunners came up with in a creative fugue state with all the import of a Shakespearean soliloquy.
Kudos to Chris Vizurraga (James Stallion), fucking professional.
(we paused the take so he could redo it as many times as he needed and he said nah i'm just gonna nail it in one but thanks)
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carneliancorax · 20 hours ago
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texts from jeeves aunt dahlia
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carneliancorax · 20 hours ago
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you know who had the fucking dynamic of all time? jeeves and wooster. helpless twink meets snide manservant. brown/black color aesthetic. bertie always needing jeeves to save him from marriages to strong women. uproariously funny slapstick humor and dialogue. rampant homoerotic undertones. why is tumblr not all over these guys
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