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carnifexmuggletum · 8 years ago
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audeliaxprince :
Audelia hadn’t actually discussed her new position with anyone yet, however the Purebloods were fans of gossip, so she wasn’t surprised Blandon knew. She was certain everyone with connections to those in the Inner Circle were aware of it. And she certainly did not mind. “Perhaps. If that is indeed the case, you should be safe of being introduced to every other single lady here. Though you may be questioned about me, which I do apologise for. But if that does happen, you have my permission to allude to whatever may make your life easier.” If he needed to pretend that they shared a ‘bond’ to give him a break for once, Audelia wouldn’t argue. Blandon was, after all, from a good family. “No, of course not, it was just a little warning. I don’t want you getting into any trouble here over something as silly as name-calling.”
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“For now, certainly.” Blandon inclined his head slightly, relieved that Audelia had given him an out from all of this romantic pushing. Especially as he had no doubt that she would play her part admirably, too. “Thank you, you are too kind. But also don’t be too scared if Uncle Caym decides that he wishes to talk with you; he is more bark than bite.” Even if his bark could be ferocious. “That warning was well appreciated, sometimes I forget just how important names and reputations can be around here. It makes life so tiring at times.”
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carnifexmuggletum · 8 years ago
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rheascabior :
“Well,” Rhea replied with a smirk, “you certainly won’t hear me complaining about that.” While her job had plenty of advantages, the salary wasn’t one of them and she was sure spending time with Blandon would be rewarding for her cause in one way or another.
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He smiled softly at Rhea, it seemed like he had actually managed to make a good impression on someone for once. “I really ought to be going now, Rhea. But if you ever want to talk again I have plenty of free time.” Maybe a little bit too much of it.
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carnifexmuggletum · 8 years ago
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audeliaxprince :
The change of topic came so abruptly, a soft laugh was pulled from Audelia’s lips. She brought her free hand up to politely mask the sound, but the amusement still shone in her eyes. “I don’t, but I’m certain you might. Has your father been on your case about chatting them up? I am aware I am not the most eligible single daughter, however I will gladly be very intrigued in all the charming things you are saying to me should he be watching.” And just to prove her point, she put on a sweet smile and rested her hand lightly on his arm for a moment - lingering just long enough for anyone to assume she was interested - before pulling back. Now, a very real blush came to her cheeks and she shook her head. “I really appreciate that, Blandon. However it is not very polite to call anyone an idiot.” 
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“Yes, him, Uncle Caym and what he feels like every other father here,” he might have sighed were it not for hearing Audelia’s laugh. It was rude to not smile when you had just made a lady laugh. “With your new found position? I think that you will be finding yourself with an ever increasing list of suitors in the near future.” Her hand on his arm was comforting but, more importantly, Blandon was sure he could feel at least one pair of eyes trained on him. That would give him at least a month’s worth of excuses. “I am . . . possibly a little bit too tipsy to be that concerned with being that polite all the time. Besides, it is not like I actually called anyone that to their face.”
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carnifexmuggletum · 8 years ago
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femmefreyafatale :
“I don’t see either of them protesting. Who’s to say they won’t be very happy? That their parents don’t know what’s best? Who knows more about what makes a marriage work? Two dumb youths, or people who are actually married? Hmm?” There was so much trust she had for the system. It was not the worst thing in the world to know you would be well off. To know your children would be as well. Love was a silly thing to marry for. “Careful who you are unbecoming too.”
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“People lie, Rowle, especially when they have a show to put on.” He was rather surprised at just how much faith Freya had in the system they had to exist in; there were few people he trusted less with deciding upon a healthy marriage than his parents. “Yes, yes, yes, I know, I could probably give that lecture from memory by now. Which is precisely why I am not talking to anyone with real influence currently.”
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carnifexmuggletum · 8 years ago
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‘prompts: 1) things you said at 1 am 2) things you said through your teeth 3) things you said too quietly 4) things you said over the phone 5) things you didn’t say at all 6) things you said under the stars and in the grass 7) things you said while we were driving 8) things you said when you were crying 9) things you said when I was crying 10) things you said that made me feel like shit 11) things you said when you were drunk 12) things you said when you thought I was asleep 13) things you said at the kitchen table 14)things you said after you kissed me 15) things you said with too many miles between us 16) things you said with no space between us 17) things you said that I wish you hadn’t 18) things you said when you were scared 19) things you said when we were the happiest we ever were 20) things you said that I wasn’t meant to hear 21) things you said when we were on top of the world 22) things you said after it was over 23) things you said on the streetcar at 1 am 24) things you said with clenched fists 25) things you said in the back seat of a cab 26) things you said sitting still 27) things you said on the phone at 4 am 28) things you said but not out loud 29) things you said in the backyard at night 30) things you said on the highway 31) things you said while I cried in your arms 32) things you said I wouldn’t understand 33) things you said at the back of the theatre 34) things you said in your sleep 35) things you said that made me feel real 36) things you said you’ll never forget 37) things you said with the tv on mute 38)things you said while holding my hand’ 39) things you said when we first met 40) things you said when you met my parents 41) things you said you loved about me 42) things you said when you asked me to marry you 43) things you said in our vows 44) things you said before you kissed me 45) things you said on new year’s eve 46) things you said when you kissed me goodnight 47) things you said in a hotel room 48) things you said on our honeymoon 49) things you said when we were 18 50) things you said when we were 70 51) things you said as we danced in our socks 52) things you said with my lips on your neck 53) things you said in the dark 54) things you always meant to say but never got the chance 55) things you said under your breath 56) things you said in the spur of the moment 57) things you said when no one else was around 58) things you were afraid to say 59) things you said after we fell in love 60) things you said [make your own]
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Prompt me! Give me a number and fandom & pairing!
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carnifexmuggletum · 8 years ago
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[text]: please respond. im so worried about you - blanny
{text}: I’m alright, Blandon{text}: I’ve made it home safe and in one piece.{text}:  Are you okay? Are you safe?
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carnifexmuggletum · 8 years ago
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[text]: where are you? - blanny
{text}: just finishing up at work, why?{text}: SHITE I’m late I’m so sorry I completely forgot I’ll be there soon{text}: please don’t hate me
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[text]: i need you. now. - blanny
{text}: what’s wrong? are you okay? {text}: where are you??? i’m on my way
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[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet? - blanny
{text}: apparently i can’t try to surprise you without worrying you{text}: i’m on my way back, just stopped to grab us some food and drinks{text}: i know i’m a hypocrite for saying this but you need to relax once in a while
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carnifexmuggletum · 8 years ago
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femmefreyafatale :
“What is there to be sarcastic about?” Freya looked at Blandon with confusion, ready to repeat the words she had just said more slowly and with vibrant enunciation if only so he could understand it better. “The families are well suited for each other. They’re close in age as well. They’re lucky.” She said simply without much humor. “And it’s not very becoming to tell a woman she’s offputing.” Freya had to do all she could not to snarl at him.
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“So you have no problem with the fact that they are both being forced into this? That two children are just having basically the entirety of their adult lives fixed for them before they even finish their education?” Blandon could understand many things about Pureblood society but the arranged marriages? Those were deeply shameful. “I gave up caring about being becoming about half a bottle of champagne ago.”
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carnifexmuggletum · 8 years ago
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bristolxcorner :
“We’ll see how much of an effort I put into the actual exercises though.” She smirked before nodding, “Oh, you definitely should. Soon you’ll even learn to enjoy it and I’ll be proud to say I may have helped.” Bristol gave him a wink before making a shooing motion with her hands. “Now go on, get back to pumping iron and accepting the longing looks of everyone else at this gym.”
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carnifexmuggletum · 8 years ago
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femmefreyafatale :
“It’s a happy union for the families, fortuitous in circumstance for both.” One would only hope to be presented with such a pleasant match. “But if anybody tries to describe tonight as anything but that, well, it would be quite humorous indeed.” Freya had no gripes with the occasion, a facet of her heritage and family culture that she never questioned. Love was complicated and unexpected, fickle in nature, but money, reputation and power were not.
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There was something deeply unsettling about what Freya was saying, it sounded like she wanted him to believe her but it sounded wrong to Blandon, there was just that something a little bit wrong. “I cannot tell if you are being sarcastic about that or not and it is rather offputting,” he began, words forming slowly in his mouth. “More offputting than if you did honestly believe it.”
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carnifexmuggletum · 8 years ago
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audeliaxprince :
“All hidden intentions are open if you pay enough attention. But frankly, I appreciate those who get to the point quickly. It does save a lot of trouble if their intentions are something I am not interested in.” Too many times she’d been forced into long conversations with people - mainly men - to find their only real intention was to take her to bed. She could have saved them both the trouble of that conversation had they made those intentions clearer immediately. If the evening hadn’t already been going splendidly, his words brought a true smile to her face. She had told herself those words repeatedly, but to hear them from someone that was in a similar situation meant so much to her. “I really appreciate that, Blandon. Thank you.” She shook her head, the smile never leaving her face. 
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Audelia sounded oddly like his father then; he didn’t care about paying attention, he didn’t want to treat his whole life like some complex game of chess, all he wanted was for people to actually say what they meant for once. “It would be nice if people were like that but I would still have to deal with politely refusing suggestions. Life is just a lot easier when you can feign ignorance. Incidentally, do you happen to know just how many people here have single daughters.” It was no more abrupt of a segueway than countless otheres he had been subjected to that evening.
She smiled and Blandon could see what people meant when they had called Audelia beautiful. Her face really did seem to brighten at the compliment. “It was just the truth, you would have to be an idiot not to see how good you are.”
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