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That One Chick Who's Asian But Looks Mexican
Alexis | 26 years old | Crude humor and Pokemon are my forte | Utter and Complete Otome Trash | Background image by seaslugfriend
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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saw the most insane thing when walking by a gallery today in nyc. i stopped dead in my tracks and thought "i did not just see what i thought i saw" and yea. it was exactly what i thought i saw
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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny
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Do non Brazilians/Filipinos know about Brazilippines…. Brazilians and Filipinos randomly decided that we were two sides of the same coin and have now become besties
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“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“
WRONG QUESTION!
WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?
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I redid that entire KH-what-if-disney/not-disney-worlds sketch page from 2019 👁👁
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