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Brokeback Mountain, behind the scenes
#Sooooooo fucking excited for the 20th anniversary theater showing I’m going to tomorrow#I’m going to write a long thing on Letterboxd about it I feel it
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Show someone how to use a laminator, you have them use the laminator properly for one day. Send them a psychic curse, they learn how to use a laminator properly for a lifetime
Every time I see someone use a laminator improperly, I just have to send them a psychic curse, otherwise they will never learn from their mistakes
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Every time I see someone use a laminator improperly, I just have to send them a psychic curse, otherwise they will never learn from their mistakes
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The annoying thing about watching shows with a lot of episodes is you’ll start to think things like “I like it when they do that expression”
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I found my first grey hair the other day, and that means I’m one step closer to accomplishing my dream of being a divorced middle aged man
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I think it is because I have a desire to have my manner of speaking analyzed. I want someone to tell me things like, "this is how you treat your diphthongs"
My main goal is to still marry a dentist, but I’ve decided I’d go out on a couple dates with a linguist
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