carrotjellybean

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this website fucking sucks for people with ocd im going to dip

my discord is the same as my tumblr so add me there if you want to still enjoy my Poasts

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“ayyy itz da wind waykah!” 💨🌊

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getting my tumblr license revoked for this but i think that assuming the worst in everyone is a bad thing

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Terra

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jerking off into the airport jungle juice and moaning loudly but the tsa can't stop me because im the president

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Some of yall needed to hear this

Credits to @/mattxiv on Instagram

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YOU know him as the human pet guy, I know him as the "modern militaries need medieval armor cuz they reflect bullets" guy. We are NOT the same.

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me: biusness is boomin baby haha its good to be da king

fleet of bulldozers: leveling a middle class neighborhood to make room for a Homunculous Factory so i can make living soyjak flesh caricatures of my various enemies

femboy secretary: um, miss boss lady~ the hoa president is on line 1, what do i doooo~ #196 #r/196 #196campfire

HALF LIGHT [Trivial: Success] - KILL HER KILL HER FUCKING KILL HER

me: okay tell her to fuck off. andthen put her thriugh anyway so ican also tell her tofuck off

giant lit cigar sitting on my desk, growing big cartoon lips: you better pick me up and gimme a kiss soon sugar… i’m burnin’ up over here and i can’t control myself much longer…

desk (sentient): whoah! is it getting HOT in here or is it just me?

“Objectum Nagito Komaeda”, my bit character that accidentally developed into a tulpa: it’s just my worthless opinion, but… i think you should fuck them both until they get pregnant!

D.A.R.E. lion appearing from the growing cloud of cigar smoke like mufasa: a-ok, dudette! put that ciggy out however you want, even if its with your splooge! cause it’s rad to be yourself, as long as yourself supports the war on drugs!

impact font meme caption over my head counting down to my death at all times: (starts going down really fast for some reason)

Realtor Kiryu (miles away in the comfort of his own home): eeyikes! i hope that strange woman from earlier Dame Da Knows the office i sold her is Baka Mi airTight!

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yeah ok

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when me and my bestie played persona 3 together she used jack frost for the entire game and all his stats were maxed out by the end

GO MY PSYONIC WARRIOR

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AWH HELL NA YO ASS TWEAKIN!

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counterpoint it uses ai to track your ip

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

[carrotjellybean]

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

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you know cobalt tools doxxes you right PLEASE stay safe

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

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What's an army to a bunch of artists ✨

I strongly recommend anyone playing ff6 to try this team combo at least once. Levels of random and chaos are off the charts.

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Final Fantasy 6 girl: eeyikes! the 6 of us better Search For Friends so we can beat kefka! or this will be our 'Final Fantasy'!!

the famed mimic gogo: eeyikes! the 6 of us better Search For Friends so we can beat kefka! or this will be our 'Final Fantasy'!!