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romeo & juliet AU (but they don’t die at the end bc 💔)

Romeo: Baz

Juliet: Simon

Nurse: Penny (but a friend role like in gnomeo & juliet lmao)

Tybalt: THE MAGE

Benvolio & Mercutio: Dev & Niall

Paris: Agatha

Friar Lawrence: Ebb (or lady ruth?)

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simon falls off his bed and hits his head, and as he's laying there on the floor with baz making snarky remarks, he figures it's time to prank baz. so he pretends he's lost his memory and doesn't know baz, nor who he is. and then he gets to watch in real time as baz lets his mask fall and become this caring loving person as he tries to help Simon up

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simon is constantly following baz and trying to spy on him, but failing miserably because baz can always see or hear him. so to make him uncomfortable and make him stop, and also because he thinks it's a bit hot, he decides to start wanking one day when Simon is "spying" on him

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Simon and baz have gotten a bit closer during their truce, and baz, in a desperate attempt to not snog Simon silly, starts dating a guy that looks like Simon, but not quite right. he's posher and more polite, has more of a clean look, curls tamed and not a single freckle to be found. simon realises then that he sort of has a crush on baz, and noticing the similarity between him and baz's bf, he starts changing aspects of himself to resemble the guy; so he uses gel on his hair and combs it, wears his jeans on weekends instead of the school uniform, and even attempts a spell to get rid of his moles and freckles. baz is going insane over it because simon is starting to look less and less like himself

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Baz gets fed up with playing the villian, so figuring Simon would never actually take him seriously, believing it to be some plot, Baz stops pretending and genuinely flirts with him.

Simon at first is taken aback and doesn't really know how to react so everytime a fight would start hed end up walking away beat red and confused. After a few times/days the flirting pisses him off because he does think it's a plot but it also flusters him so he always runs away. Eventually he doesn't have the energy to try fighting Baz because Baz isn't fighting back, so he starts responding to bazs attempts at flirting, which then flusters Baz. It's only after a talk with penny does it actually click for Simon that he actually likes flirting with Baz, and likes this more then fighting, so next time Baz and him run into eachothet Simon kisses him or asks him out

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Someone casts "there's a thin line between love and hate" on Simon and Baz to make them stop fighting. The spell causes feelings of hate to turn to love and vice versa. But it makes them start fighting much more viciously than before, to everyone's surprise, and they have some figuring out to do when the spell wears off.

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Fiona doesn't find Baz. So when he would've returned to Watford, he's assumed dead and they announce his passing to the Watford students. Simon doesn't believe he's dead, his rationale being that bazs mother still came looking for him, wouldn't she know if he was dead?

Simon loses his shit and tries to find Baz, of course nobody believes Baz is alive so he gets penny to help by thinking Baz was murdered. She's the one who said people murdered those suspected of getting a visiting to keep secrets. They find Baz a few weeks later then in Canon, and Simon is beyond relieved that Baz is still alive.

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Deniall fic during or after the leavers ball. One of them (probably Dev but could be either) is complaining to the other about how Baz had wasted their years at Watford supposedly hating Simon. Only to find out Baz was in love with and now dating his roommate. Pretty much complaining about how they should've just confessed sooner and saved them all from wasting their school years. So the one who wasn't complaining uses that to segue into confessing themselves. Turns out the one who'd been complaining was only complaining cause they were jealous of Baz thinking only he was lucky enough to fall for his roommate and have his feelings returned.

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Lucy the dog gets returned to her rightful owner because THAT DOG WAS DEFINITELY CHIPPED I feel like Shepard hears the story of how she was acquired (stolen) and forces them to return her (or go whatever route you want i just want Lucy returned okay)

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snowbaz in Coraline universe, think about it ;)

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Yeah, vampires run Las Vegas, but why stop there? Lamb et al. take over the U.S. government. Vampire leadership creates an anti-racist, sustainable, radically redistributive utopia. Planning for the long term, they reverse climate change. They aggressively tax excess wealth and excess blood. Project 3025: Drain the Rich.

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In a fit of frustration, Simon spells Baz to have more empathy towards him. So Baz starts feeling whatever Simon's feeling. And he realizes what Simon feels for him doesn't feel much like hate, but in fact feels kind of familiar.

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Simon and Baz are cast as a couple in the Married at First Sight reality show. Can be (former) enemies to lovers, or (probably more interesting) exes to lovers.

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Simon and Baz go on a trip to Japan (inspired by the aralias fic Unintended, but it doesn't have to be part of the same AU)

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for valentine's, their class organises a sort of event thingy where people can write a letter, anonymous or not, and write who it is for, and then they'd pile them up on a desk and everyone would just grab the ones that are addressed to them. simon, worried that some of his classmates will not get any note, decides to write a short message for everyone, leaving the notes anonymous. this includes baz, because he reasons if everyone got an anonymous note but baz then it'd be obvious it was him who wrote them. anyway, so he writes pne for everyone, and it makes them all happy etc, but baz instantly recognises his handwriting and begins spiraling as to why simon would write him a note on valentine's

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Harry Potter crossover: Baz eats Peter Pettigrew.

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Apologies for the unexpected hiatus due to technical difficulties/real life.

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At Heathrow, when they get back from the US, Baz and Simon go to say goodbye, but Spadey senses Simon’s pending self-sabotage and grabs hold of Baz and *will not* let go.

As a result, Simon ends up going with Baz to get Fiona, and then to check in at Oxford. They work their shit out, no breakup required, because Spadey said Not on My Watch.

Bonus: At Oxford, Baz takes the couch and Simon sleeps on the floor, but this does not prevent Spadey from trying to spice things up. Honestly, the more we see of Spadey meddling, the better.

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