Kelli Ann || 20 || New Jersey "My name is Kelli and I am fucking awesome. I can shoot puppies out of my nipples and my farts smell like christmas. I love dogs, I love all the dogs in the world even the ones that stink and have three legs because I am just an awesome person like that, also I am sexy as hell and my boobs hold the cure for cancer. Peace, word to your mother." - Beth previously: youretallerinperson, devils-gate, jennyth-nder, phantomtravelers & jennythudah Important Links │My Edits │My Babies │ J2 Movie Master Post │ | My GIFs | My Photo-Sets | [ orgasms]
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do you have weird cravings
what i crave:
food
delicious food
and chris's penis whenever he is in the room
wait
nothing's changed
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OH GOD
WHAT I WANT
AND WHAT I CAN'T HAVE

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I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY
AND MY MOM'S VISITING ME AT WORK
AND SHE'S TOO BUSY FLOATING ABOUT IN THE FUCKING POOL TO GET ME MCDONALDS
WHAT IS THIS WORLD
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OMG KELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII congratulations on your bun in the oven!! jkdfnskdfs that's awesome bby <333
Thank you, thank you :').
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idk if this been asked before but why you dont like misha?
He just rubs me the wrong way. I don't know. I never liked him and most likely never will.
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livx18 replied to your post: CONGRATS ON THE BABY :)
are you guys thinking of names or anything yet?
Not quite yet. Not until we know (if we want to) the sex of the baby. I wanted to carry on Chris's name if it's a boy, but he WILL NOT go for it because he was named after his father (who was a deadbeat drug addict) and he doesn't want our son to have any attachment with the man-- even though he died when Chris was eighteen.
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CONGRATS ON THE BABY :)
THANK YOU, LIV.
YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL
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proud soon to be papa.
#i swear if my child is as big as his son tyler was i'm going to cry#my vagina goes through enough as is
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ARE YOU SRSLY PREGGERS Y/N
Yes.
There is a mini-Christopher in my uterus.
Lord help us all.
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sing for the moment | eminem
they say music can alter moods, and talk to you well can it load a gun up for you, and cock it too?
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Well, Misha's agent did talk to him about not doing SPN anymore but Misha says he likes the fans and he likes going to Cons so he decides to continue to do it so no he's sticking around whether you like it or not.
ok 'tudey judy
well i dont
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So, are you gonna catch us up on everything that has happened to you? You haven't been here in what seems like decades.
you don't want to know
seriously
you don't
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It is confirmed that S9 will have 23 episodes~ Misha will appear in 18 of them.
is he ever going to leave or no
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67chevyimpala replied to your post: i’m pregnant and i can’t even think of a damn baby...
wHHAT?!?!
he planted his seed in me
many of times
im surprised i don't have a tidal wave of child coming ou tmy vagina
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