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it gets even better because, as he hinted, do y'all know who his son IS???

IT'S THIS PSYCHOPATH.

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

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🎶 Splinter is a dad, too! TERFs can suck it! 🎵

i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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Horse figure of the day: Peter Stone "Odysseus"

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Who are generally more well-behaved? Seals or sea lions?

This might help put things into perspective. 😅

But in all honesty, our animals are amazing! Each individual has unique challenges and strengths, but they are all good pinns.

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this is so fucking funny

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firewalker by ed ed

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Pigeon Party 🕊

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DIY fail because the springform pan isn't watertight, but hopefully it's still tasty even after LEAKING ALL OVER MY OVEN

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Is this anything

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Smash Potato Quiche —

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Phone Wallpapers

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Live theater in the His Dark Materials universe must be wild. Surely an actor's daemon also has lines to recite, so their daemon's form probably also factors into casting decisions. Maybe some plays have vague character descriptions for daemons, but I bet other plays have really specific or central daemon characters. And sure, big-budget theaters can afford to hire a separate actor with a particular daemon to stand backstage while their daemon plays its part onstage, but community theaters don't have those kinds of resources.

Like if you're casting for Julius Caesar, surely the real historical Caesar had a pretty iconic daemon, right? Are you going to cast an actor with a pigeon daemon as Caesar and just have everyone suspend their disbelief that it's Caesar's lioness, ἁμαρτία?

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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the firsts <3

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@kazi-the-wonder-boop ANSWER FOR YOUR HEDGEHOG CRIMES