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How Was Your Muse Created

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setting out chocolate cupcakes with bright ass sprinkles and a sports illustrated magazine like

I’m trying to summon team garcia

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watching criminal minds like

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╳:: @givemeachxnce

          ❝Whatever's going on--- drop it. Stop walking on eggshells               and just spit it out already.❞

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╳:: @jenniferjareaufbi

          ❝JJ please just----- let me see?❞

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╳:: @karinaxrossi​

          ❝I feel like this is a club forming; an 'FBI Dads' club ---               of which I do not want to be the founder.❞

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draft cleanout/startercall

I’m deleting all drafts/things in my inbox from before, so if you would like a starter feel free to give this a like or head over into my inbox for plotting!

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draft cleanout/startercall

I’m deleting all drafts/things in my inbox from before, so if you would like a starter feel free to give this a like or head over into my inbox for plotting!

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There is a Jack with the same F.C. as you, he established his a few days before you. It might be a accident, but before insults are flinged it might be best to work whatever this out with that Jack.

I realize this is 18 days late but I had a little unannounced hiatus, but I’ve got it now! 

I’m curious as to why you think our immediate reaction would be to brawl???? If anything, it just shows that perhaps both of us think that Dylan O’Brien looks pretty good as a beautiful Hotchner/Haley child ( it’s the eyes, I think ). 

Where is this Jack?

Bring them to me

//bangs fist on table

Twin AU

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Sorry for suddenly vanishing off the blog with no warning! Got a new job and training was awful.

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how does one summon a Hotch? this is a vital skill which I require

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Gilmore Girls Sentence Starters

❛ Aw, look at you trying to make me feel like you don’t try to spend every night tunneling out of here with a spoon.  ❜ 

❛ Don’t take this personally, but get out. ❜

❛ He’s my gentleman caller. ❜

❛ I had the fuzzy clock and it didn’t purr on time. ❜

❛ There is no use for a lava lamp unless you’re on drugs. ❜

❛ You’re idiots, the both of you. ❜

❛ I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron. ❜ 

❛ People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them. ❜ 

❛ If that’s some sort of drug reference, it isn’t funny. ❜

❛ Great, then we can hold hands and skip afterwards. ❜ 

❛ I read an article in the paper recently that said that weddings are an excellent place to meet men/women. ❜ 

❛ You know what, you’re the one asking for something so you don’t get to be James Dean. ❜

❛ As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible. ❜ 

❛ How many cocktails caused that? ❜  

❛ You have to sleep, it’s what keeps you pretty. ❜

❛ I don’t know how I feel about you saying the word cahoots.  ❜ 

❛ ____ , are you a gigolo? ❜ 

❛ Very clever, but not clever enough, bucko! ❜

❛ You are going to be so fat. ❜ 

❛ I find nothing exciting before eleven.  ❜ 

❛ Well, I’m a compulsive liar.  ❜ 

❛ Because I’m very, very gay. ❜

❛ You are certainly not going to Google me!  ❜ 

❛ I finally get asked out on a date and I missed it! ❜ 

❛ Will you just stand still? ❜ 

❛ So sad not to have a cocktail every time he comes by. ❜

❛ Well, the liquor store is a little further out than I’d like.  ❜ 

❛ No, I’m not good with big spoons unless there’s ice cream on the end.  ❜ 

❛ No, ____ . This great man was not brought down by my vagina, okay?  ❜ 

❛ I like a man who settles. ❜ 

❛ Sick people freak me out. ❜

❛ Wow. Sleeping with you is getting me nothing.  ❜ 

❛ Special? Like, “stop eating the paste” special?  ❜ 

❛ Well, then, buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.  ❜ 

❛ When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy.  ❜ 

❛ Well, you know my babbling capabilities are infinite.  ❜ 

❛ You were really bored when I was gone, weren’t you? ❜ 

❛ This is the suit they buried my dad in.  ❜ 

❛ Voices in your head…totally normal, right? ❜

❛ God, that’s terrible. It’s like drinking a My Little Pony.  ❜

❛ You know I don’t cook.  ❜ 

❛ He’s getting to be a serious pain in the you-know-what. ❜ 

❛ I’ve often wondered, does someone in your family own a flannel company?  ❜ 

❛ you’re the man/woman I want to want.  ❜ 

❛ Hey, did you ever think that Sylvia Plath wasn’t crazy, she was just cold? ❜

❛ Can’t, these aren’t my pants. ❜

❛ Am I crying or laughing? ❜

❛  I love you, you idiot. ❜

❛ Because if you decided you really did want to date ____ , I would help you…get vaccinated. ❜

❛ I don’t like mondays but unfortunately they come around eventually.  ❜

❛ I need coffee in an IV. ❜ 

❛ Have I ever been mistaken for a patient person? ❜

❛ Did you do something slutty?  ❜ 

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Starters based on conversations with my best friend

"Every morning, I wake up and ask myself, 'What am I gonna put up with today?' Not fucking this!"

"I'm gonna be so quiet. Really quiet. Just so quiet. For you. Right now. Here I go. Being quiet."

"BUTT."

"Just do it... Do it... Doooooo it."

"Wanna hear my thinking noise? *Makes farts noises*"

"No. Shut up. That's stupid."

"I'm a proud garbage person."

"I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU."

"You smell like lies and deceit."

"You're a nerd birb."

"You sound like a confused trumpet."

"YES... But no... BUT YES."

"Bitch, don't do the thing!"

"Shut yo mouth, sonny Jim!"

"She has a breakdancing problem. It's very serious. And very cool."

"Shut up! I'm fucking ripped!"

"It's not eyeliner. It's war paint!"

"You just want a piggyback right, don't you?"

"It's always time for hugs."

"You should learn to respect your elders!"

"Come here and give me a hug."

"Business-y business. Work. Work. Work."

"Eat a balanced meal, goddammit!"

"The number one question that's on my mind when I empty the dishwasher is, 'Can I use this bowl as a hat?'... Trick question- everybody knows that anything can be a hat if you try hard enough."

"You butt monster!"

[Text]: I ducking hate you

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Cold Starters

"Here, have my jacket"

"Do we have any more blankets?"

"I think I/you have frostbite"

"You're shivering"

"It's not that cold"

"Let's get a fire going"

"Just think warm thoughts"

"We're snowed in"

"Do you want to build a snowman?"

"Your lips are turning blue"

"I can't feel my feet"

"Make sure you bring a jacket"

"I'm so cold, I can't stop shivering"

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Send 🌹 for gifs that describes our muse’s relationship.

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“Oh no, definitely don’t be offended. You actually seem intelligent, and that’s less common in this city than most people think. Besides, most people I meet tend to be quite a bit older than you.”

         ❝So you meet a lot of old idiots then; do you work in politics?❞

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╳ moron cop

          “I would have gotten out the way.”

    It might have been right before he’d gotten hit but he would have moved. While his own safety wasn’t at the top of his list of priorities he didn’t want to die. He was simply testing how close he could get it. He wanted to feel something again.

            “I doubt he’s still alive.”

    The crash was bad and he was sure he’d hit the guy. His shooting was still okay despite the slight shake he’d gained the first week back. When his shooting had been careful and only when there was no other way.

         “Killed two navy SEALS.”

         Well, he wasn't wrong. The criminal was dead, even if only just, but Jack still had to bite back the urge to remark that calling his death should be left to the medical professional. It was quite the mess he had made here. Even just checking his vitals and ensuring there was no way to resuscitate him had Jack's hands already covered in blood.

        ❝Damn.❞

        Couldn't say he'd be crying over the death of this guy any time soon. Jack looked back to the cop, tilting his chin just a bit in his direction, wiping his hands over the front of his pants.

        ❝You should sit down, let me take a look at you.❞