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Casper: HEY! DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S ONLY 53 DAYS UNTIL THE BEST DAY EVER?! AND THEN 54 DAYS UNTIL THE SECOND BEST DAY EVER!

Casper: and then 55 days until the WORST day ever...

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TEXT 😂 CHASPER

Chucky: Bro BrO BRO please say you're awake.

Chucky: Because I am and I was trying out parkour and someone almost saw me and for whatever reason I panicked and hid behind a trash can and for a while that was fun because I was pretending to be a racoon but now the person has been joined by ANOTHER person and they are making out ON THE OUTHER SIDE OF THE TRASH CAN and idk how to move now without letting them know I've been here the whole time.

Chucky: Although LOL I'll LAUGH if the make-outers turn out to be you and Rachel.

Casper: EW GROSS, NO!

Casper: JUST THROW GARBAGE AT THEM! that sounds HILARIOUS 😂 AND AND they'll be so worried about the garbage, they won't even notice you run away!!!

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text 💬 winsper

Winter:....Might????

Winter: How? Why? Are you okay???

Casper: find me first and find out 😛

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text 👍 cason

Casper: HAVE WE PRANKED THE VAMPIRES YET? EVEN IF WE HAVE, LET'S DO IT AGAIN! I'M THINKING SHINING REALLY BRIGHT LIGHTS ON THEM AND MAKING THEM THINK IT'S THE SUN!!

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text 📲 ausper

Casper: DUDE DUDE DUDE NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN A RACE YOU SHOULD WEAR A CAPE! NOT ONLY WILL YOU LOOK 10 TIMES MORE AWESOME, BUT CAPES HELP YOU GO FASTER!

Casper: BUT YOU CAN'T USE CAPES AGAINST ME! IT'S NOT FAIR SINCE I GAVE YOU THE TIP!

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text 📲 cajo

Casper: BONUS!

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text 📲 rasper

Casper: RACHEL RACHEL RACHEL! GUESS WHAT!

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text 📲 casva

Casper: guess what? YOU SUCK!

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text 💬 ausper

Casper: MY DICK JUST GOT SERANADED! IT WAS AWESOME!

Casper: WOW WOW WOW

Casper: MY FRIEND* DICK JUST GOT SERANADED! IT WAS AWESOME!

Casper: I MEAN THE SINGING SUCKED, BUT IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE HE LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO DIE!!!

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text 💬 camery

emery: if a tv fell from the wall it's gotta know there's nowhere else for it to go! 😭😭

emery: i tried my best! i don't lie a lot it's practice ya knowwww 🥺

Casper: mayyyyyybe don't start with televisions committing suicide?? that's a hard sell IN ANY SITUATION.

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text 💬 cason

Casper: HEY WHERE DID THIS CAT TATTOO ON MY BUM COME FROM?

Casper: HA BUM COM FROM THAT RHYMES!

Casper: but really... where did it come from?

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text 💬 camery

Casper: You told them the TV just grew wings, unbolted itself from the window and threw itself at the ground, and then started to cry because you believed your own story and thought it committed suicide. I’m pretty sure the police were justified in drug testing you...

Casper: There is such a thing as too much detail when you tell a lie, dude.

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text 💬 winsper

Casper: so, i might be in hospital...

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text 💬 casnox🌋

Lennox: Guess what?

Lennox: THE 🔥 FLOOR 🔥 IS 🔥 LAVA!!!

Casper: HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT JOCKS DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU USE THEM TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM LAVA?

Casper: YOU'D THINK THEY'D BE OKAY WITH SAVING A LIFE BUT NO! THEY JUST THREW ME IN THE LAVA!

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If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

@racheladale, duh!

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text 💬 cazzy

Izzy: Well that shouldn't be hard. What, do you think you're faster than me or something?

Casper: DUH! Have to be fast to win hide and seek WHICH I DO ALL THE TIME!

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text 📲 rasper

Rachel: IF IT'S A LOT YOU HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT STOP!!! Do you have a washcloth or something you can wrap it up in to put pressure on it? Or I use scrunchies sometimes!

Rachel: SWORDS ARE SO COOL THOUGH, I DON'T BLAME YOU!!! Did it just cut you or did you cut your whole finger off though? DO YOU NEED HELP? DO I NEED TO SEND SOMEONE MAGIC TO REPAIR YOU? OR COME IN A NURSE COSTUME? I'm not a real nurse but if I look like one it might help you stay calm!

Casper: I have lots of shirts?? Does that help?

Casper: NOT ALL THE WAY OFF BUT I DID GET A PRETTY COOL CUT! THINK IT'LL LEAVE A SCAR? I MEAN, SCARS ON THUMBS AREN'T AS COOL AS ACROSS YOUR EYE OR ANYTHING BUT SCARS ARE STILL COOL! OH, YEAH! THAT MIGHT HELP, GOOD THINKING!