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if anyone decides to exclude trans ppl or aspec people or bi people or butches or just exclude certain very real identities in general i am kicking them in the teeth and reversing their ribcages

no exclusions you fucking dickheads love your people

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Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

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I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.

Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.

They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.

The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!

Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.

Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.

This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.

The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.

This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.

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Katniss in the arena: I could be killed at any time, so it’s important that I stay on high alert

Haymitch in the arena: OOH LOOK AT BUNNY

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tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

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annabeth: i just don’t understand how people don’t think im spontaneous or go-with-the-flow!

percy: i mean, you definitely are in some ways, wise girl. but… also you did give me a laminated ten year plan for us with a timeline including the exact time range that i’m allowed to propose to you…

annabeth:

annabeth: you said you appreciated that

percy: i do. it will prove very helpful when i’m planning. but it is neither spontaneous nor go-with-the-flow

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They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

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Maeve could tamper with the mating bond so well .. that Rowan ended up punching his mate. Ended up believing he was mated to another Female.

Hmm...

What if?

Eris is mated to Nesta? But Rhys tampered with Cassian and Nesta and made this Messian?

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Tamlin Fun fact:

Did you know Tamlin is a merchant? He deals in spices and rare goods that ferret enjoyed but never at the night court? Not with her war mongering husband that’s for sure.

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Loving the idea of the batbros being so overly protective of each other especially Tim. specifically when he starts dating and the idea of him having sex or god forbid KISSING someone comes up. (As if he hasn't gone through like half of the young justice team) They are less than okay with it all..

Tim: Bruce I want to invite kon over for dinner is that okay?

Bruce: that's fine but is there any particular reason you're asking me instead of him just showing up like usual?

Tim: be wants a more formal 'meet the parents' dinner.

Bruce: oh? So you're dating?

Tim: ya, for a couple months now.

Bruce: well that's great I'm happy fo-

Jason from across the cave: WHAT?!?!

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Later that night at dinner

Jason, and dick staring daggers at kon

Bruce, surprisingly the most calm about all of this: so, how did this relationship come about?

Kon: it kinda just happened I think. We both liked each other for a while

Tim: ya I don't think we realized until the spin the bottle game tho

Dick*MAJOR SPIT TAKE*

Jason: YOU DEFILED MY BROTHER??!?

Kon, sweating, crying, throwing up:

Damian with his phone out: theres kryptonite in the second cabinet Todd!!!

There is now a video circulating of Bruce Wayne's kids attacking Lex Luthor's son and it creates such a huge scandal that in order to calm things down Kon and Tim have to announce their relationship so the public doesn't think these billionaires'families are going to kill each other. They get labeled as the romeo and Juliette of gotham/metropolis

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WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

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Why is every art of Tamlin angry or frowning or sad n destitute? This male has laughed, danced, mingled with his people, smiled, said the sweetest and nicest things. Yet all people can remember is him angry? Y’all will forget Rhys angry at Nesta never an art of him ranging n ranting and giving smal dick energy… how Nesta pleaded with Bryce to leave cus he was coming full force for her with his darkness…

No one wants to draw Tamlin because they know he’s a handsome fae male in his own right. They try their hardest to make him look unattractive and short when he’s actually bigger n taller than the batboys n Rhys. He’s a freaking beast and a warrior. Feyre says it many times something she’s hasn’t said about rapesand.

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I hate having banger fanfic ideas. What do you expect me to do? Write them down????????????

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ALL HAIL THE PARKING GODS

I got parking in less than 5 min at uni :)

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I really don't care how much some of y'all say that Feyre destroying Tamlin's court was a baddie move IT MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT.

1. It broke the very first line of defence for Prythian!!!! Like completely rendering them naked to the crazy human queens and therefore Hybern.

2. Beron was now one of the ultimate next High Lords on map after Spring court when he obviously was a greedy, old bastard and could most definitely flip the coins on Prythian.

3. She manipulated her way into the court and even into the innocent sentries minds! MANIPULATION IS NOT HOT OR BADASS GET HELP-

"I made my move. Slid my power into the bound sentry’s mind and freed the memory I’d coiled up tightly in his head—freed his tongue, too."

4. She actively set invisible snares in Tamlin's house before acting like a little weasel and then destroying Tamlin's and Lucien's friendship by bringing the seed of doubt between them when they were both already struggling. SHE USED MAH BOY LUCIEN AND EVEN INVADED HIS PRIVACY LATER BY READING HIS MIND!!!

5. The countless... already refugee faeries that were now displaced because of her petty revenge which was not a cool move. According to me this was the biggest reason for me to hate this weird plan of hers in the first place! Get help Feyre you left some of them completely exposed to the possible Hybern attacks.

Say what you will but I think Feyre is no truth teller for exposing Tamlin or that snake Ianthe, she is a manipulator. And that would have been fine if she did it with clear intentions but acts committed out of vice are never right.

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“solangelo is patrochilles reincarnate this, solangelo is orpheus and eurydice reincarnate that”

solangelo is hyacinthus and apollo

ruegard is patrochilles

valgrace is orpheus and eurydice

percabeth is odysseus and penelope