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my dream tonight will be that every american military base on foreign soil implodes and collapses and never returns again

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I cannot believe that Richard Campbell Gansey III went for a psychic reading, drew the tarot card Death, went "Welp, that's fine", continued asking questions about ley lines, and then went and nearly poked a wasp. Buddy that's not good for you are you okay

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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

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historical linguistics is so cool/sad. there's just so much we can never know.

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i understand why some people arent into them but i personally will never be sick of internalized homophobia subplots i love shame i love it when characters experience shame

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when people my age make films about how depressing and lame it is to be doing nothing in your mid 20s im like well you just directed a movie so you cant possibly understand

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obligatory post today

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hey thanks for interacting with me earlier that was awesome. i really liked when you said a sentence in response to the one i said good stuff. would you mind if i spent a feverish and holy few hours alone picturing your hands and teeth doing things to me that not even god could forgive

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I'm beginning to think that making visibly corrupt weapons contractors a load baring pillar of our economy might not have been a great idea.

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all respect to captive prince fans but pacat did not make her glorified lymond/jerott au unhinged enough

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this post is dedicated forevermore to three people i just saw tonight outside the gay club in the most beautiful interaction of beautiful people i’ve ever seen in my life. it was so beautiful i had to come here to talk about it. like actually writing it out is fucking insane. let me set the scene: two of the hottest men i’ve ever seen in my life were making out with each other outside the gay club…and then picture the HOTTEST woman, i mean quite literally the fucking SEXIEST, jaw-dropping, smoothest skin, nicest-smelling woman running up to the both of them from out of nowhere, i don’t even know where she came from — literally she probably descended from heaven itself (or from the inside of the club and i didn’t see her come out lmao)…the two men see her out of the corner of their eyes, their eyes fucking LIGHT UP when they see her. and not in like a bestie way, like an “i’m in love” way. oh bitch they both had it BAD for her. and THEN!!!! they passionately kissed…ALL THREE OF THEM!!! THEY HAD HER PUSHED AGAINST THE WALL TAKING TURNS KISSING HER!!! and then like the ethereal creatures of the night they were, they locked hands with her, and walked away into the foggy night hand-in-hand together…one of the men gently tucked one of her locs behind her ear and called her princess as they walked away…i would like to personally say, i am a better person for having watched that interaction. thank you. your life is a movie and i was so glad i got to be an extra in that moment. this is the future liberals want and all that

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hey man it was wonderful to giggle with you tonight…

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this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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Wolf in a Buck's clothing