๐ซ guardian of secrets โ๏ธ i will maul god โก Cassandra. She/Her, MTF pre transition. Blog for thoughts and art I like. โ๏ธ 25yo
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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
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Zelda Reacts Part 9
this has been one of THE most requested outfits (like across every platform this series has been shared on) so I just hope it lives up to expectations!!
Part 8: Soldiers Armour <<<
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whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see โenglish - auto generatedโ i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions
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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!
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Feel free to print and distribute this image
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Remembered the phrase "[someone] is turning in his grave", as a way of saying that someone who's now dead would so deeply disapprove of something that a living person is doing that their corpse would stir in unease.
Then I remembered an expression, "even a worm will turn", as a way of saying that no matter how downtrodden or lowly someone seems, they can nonetheless turn against their abusers and oppressors once they've had enough of it.
Then cross-contamination happened and the phrase "a worm is turning in his grave" emerged to me. I have no idea what that means.
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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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