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hastily slapped this together in a few seconds

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*explodes*

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O!

but in all seriousness, please watch my favourite performance of this monologue of all time

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Julius Caesar memes are fun and all, but make sure you don’t forget the true meaning of the holiday: Stabbing the fuck out of politicians for their flagrant, self-serving abuse of power.

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the yellow fucking makes it ugh

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THIS. IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SHOW I WATCH. SPN ESPECIALLY.

“oh queerbait” yeah well what about evilbait??? for SO LONG supernatural was like “oh sam’s gonna be evil! watch out! watch out!!!!” well bitch i’m still waiting. make it happen!

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never has a truer statement been true.

So I just started malevolent

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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

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thinking about barry keoghan just saying he wants to "try something" on set and then fully stripping down and masturbating on a fresh grave

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Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

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My Roman Empire is thinking about the amount of people that would still have homes, still be alive today, still be hopeful for the future, if Ronald Reagan had never torn down the environmental policies erected by Carter all those years ago.

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15 being kind and caring to 14 was very sweet after years of the doctor hating themselves when they meet up, HOWEVER it is extremely funny that he was like 'bestie beloved babe you are SO traumatized you need to take a break...' as if he doesn't have. the exact same trauma fsdhkshdjfksd I feel like in his head he was like get AWAY from me you sad bitch if I'M repressing my feelings and YOU'RE repressing your feelings then WHO'S FLYING THE TARDIS

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THIS IS SO CAMP 😂😂😂😂