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dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect

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I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

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"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

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rubbing my penis

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you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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had a dream where someone was wearing this facemask

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not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.