Midgard Name: Delilah O'Dannen Asgard Name: Lorelai Pucksdöttir Status: Works for Tony Stark, as a PA, is AWAL from the Institute, a highly selective "completely voluntary" spy school, who's graduating operatives are the highest trained and highest paid spies in the world. (They know you haven't heard of them, that's the point.) Appearance: Cascading Ginger/Red curly hair, Caribbean green/blue eyes, (more emerald green when angered), alabaster skin tone. Skills: A "Shadowless" instead of disappearing from sight, able to blend in and "disappear" into any society or situation. Duel blade/hand gun wielder, excellent at bo staff, polearms, highly proficient archer, Firebrand, and would-be Valedictorian of her class at the Institute. S.H.I.E.L.D. Assessment: Extremely Dangerous. DO NOT APPROACH! DO NOT PROVOKE! Current Asset to the Avenger Initiative. Other Notes: Self professed Lokean. Ardent defender of Loki of Asgards motivations.
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1. If you put your info in, you can save your account by immediately changing your password.
2. Make sure to report the link if you get it. we recently were able to get rid of a lot of the sex bots on Tumblr by reporting, so report report report! It works!
Important
I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links.
This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:
Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.
This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.
My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.
Please be careful!
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Word. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Migraine.
My head is splitting in two.
My eyes hurt.
I’m nauseous.
What kind of…God of Hate had invented something nightmarish as migraine?
Fuck…
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Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7
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Really! YES!!!!
'Stage 3: War' starts now!
Oil shall spill today, warriors. I have prepared a small list of 1200 blogs that have to be destroyed today. Our target has approximately 11,000 bots at their disposal. Chances are, if we flag these 1200 bots, we kill all 11,000.
Now, before we begin, I have to assign each of you a role.
Desktop Warriors:
Your mission is to go to @stage3war There you will find lists corresponding to zodiac signs. Join your zodiac division and flag those bots. Mind you, all these bots have porn on them. Feel free to report comments if this is not for you.
Mobile (app) Warriors:
We have for 99%, eradicated the ‘howdy’ bots that once plagued our notes. Some of you have pointed out that they have ‘evolved’ and have started posting different comments ’click here to find a fuckbuddy’ etc. I can assure everyone that the bots haven’t evolved. Those comments simply become more apparent now that we have destroyed the Howdy Legion. It’s just another Porn Bot Lord of whom we shall witness their cries on their pathetic forums. Your task is to report comments and/or purge link posts.
Victory is ours!
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I’m a odd person. Just so you know.
It looks invisible but its there, trust me. Tap the space after the arrow
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DOWN WITH THE BLOOD RED BOTS!!!!
The Great Bot Purge: Stage 3 ‘War’
Friends, bot purgers, warriors, it’s almost time to move on to stage 3: ‘war’. Now that we have proof that our efforts are working, we are going to eradicate thousands every day. The enemy made a big mistake. Porn bot boosted posts. In the botting world it’s called ‘incest’. Yup.
I have a list with 100k+ bot accounts that need to be eradicated. Since this is such a big task, I call upon everyone to join @purgethebots and to turn on notifications for this blog. Please reblog this post, maybe tag a few friends, and prepare yourselves for stage 3.
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Yes and yes. Now you believe in me. I'm Universal and it's embarrassing
Reblog if you agree pansexuality is real and support pansexual people
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Things to do with Loki.
List of Non-sexual forms of intimacy
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OOC Post: If you see this your the best friend I never met and can I try out to be your Personal GoFor?
Shout-out to RDJ probably lurking on Tumblr
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OOC POST: The one with Elton John has no RDJ in it but meh. Still...HEY BOSS, DID YOU GET MY LETTER?
rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it
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Did you get my letter? I sent it after they took you back to Asgard.
Ahh, I remember that. I’m pleased to hear that you’ve worked to gain control and mastery over my gift. Hallucinogenic? Ah, humanities wisest minds, so afraid of our power that they dismiss witnesses.
Stark. Yes, as much as I may be loathe to admit he does protect his own. And this does place you much closer…
Meet me? You never know my dear, this world is a common ground for many an unexplainable encounter.
You already possess cunning, but I’m sure my blessing can tip the scales in your favour with that. Pursue this job position, and trust your instinct.
Bacon is one thing of Midguard that I do quite like, your sacrifice looks lovely and quite appetizing. Public office, now that would be a marvelous trick wouldn’t it~
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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
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Reblogged for @tricksterstruths who just returned
Did you get my letter? I sent it after they took you back to Asgard.
Ahh, I remember that. I’m pleased to hear that you’ve worked to gain control and mastery over my gift. Hallucinogenic? Ah, humanities wisest minds, so afraid of our power that they dismiss witnesses.
Stark. Yes, as much as I may be loathe to admit he does protect his own. And this does place you much closer…
Meet me? You never know my dear, this world is a common ground for many an unexplainable encounter.
You already possess cunning, but I’m sure my blessing can tip the scales in your favour with that. Pursue this job position, and trust your instinct.
Bacon is one thing of Midguard that I do quite like, your sacrifice looks lovely and quite appetizing. Public office, now that would be a marvelous trick wouldn’t it~
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Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump
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Hail, Lord Loki.
If you ever need a companion for an adventure, I'm a competent Shadowless Spy, Firebrand, Escape Artist and warrior. You can see my file on my blog.
Please consider me next time you go on an adventure. It's always good to have a fellow Survivor along for the ride. We tend to understand each other.
Are you out there, dear fellows? Your King would be pleased to know something about you, Midgardian friends. Are you all right? Is your day been mild with you? Is something bother you?
Ask me something and I will hear you…
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