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When the storms come, and they will, don’t forget your balloons. 

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You're so beautiful, and enduringly so, and you have such charm and wit in what you write to go with your photos. Thank you for all you've contributed over the past 20 years! I hope you'll still be doing this and enjoying it in another 20. :)

Thank you kindly. Twenty more years might be a stretch, but I will see what I can muster.

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Chicken tenders

I know, right? They are so sweet and thoughtful.

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When you file your nails, do you file them under N for Nails or F for Fingers?

Badumpdump! Thank you ladies and germs, I'll be here all week! Be sure to tip your server!

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I'm 66, so I am quite a bit older than you but I will say that I've admired you both as a bbw and as a creative person for decades. I'm glad you don't let the small minded people who think they know how you should live your life affect how you live and express yourself. Please continue you share with us, your admirers -Mark

Thanks, Mark. I appreciate that I've been able to be admired err entertain(?) for decades. Quite the feat!

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Time for a replay.

How old do you reckon you'll live to? Considering your death fat status and all. I'd be amazed if you made it to old age, you certainly wouldn't deserve it. So many young healthy people die for reasons out of their control, and yet idiots like you who destroy their body are allowed to live. Shame.

I appreciate how you start out as a regular concern troll, yet prove you’re just an angry, endlessly sad individual by the end.

The shame isn’t in my being “allowed” to live. The shame is that you’re wasting your life attempting to justify your bitter, small-minded hatred by sending vitriol to people online. To what end? How’s this working for you?

Since in some circles I am considered “old” now, let me grant you some sage advice. Take of it what you will, discard the rest.

You are given a finite time on this planet. You may have been mistreated by the people who raised you, your love may have left, your community may have turned its back on you, or maybe even your best friend betrayed you. In fact, you may be living the worst that any country song could provide. Hell, even your dog doesn’t like the smell of your feet. All disappointing situations, right?

Yet, each day you awake, you are given opportunities to change the world, to do the right thing – to treat others with respect, compassion, understanding, and love. It takes no more effort to do these than all of the misdeeds that have been done to you.

Writing what you sent to me took no more effort than writing a sweet message to someone who you appreciate. So why did you spread your anger my way? Why not attempt to flip the switch and send a message to someone free of vitriolic pus?

Every day, you can produce positive energy to make someone smile. Why not do it?? You could pick out any number of Tumblr’s blogs that you appreciate. Send them a message of support. Bring your neighbor a peck of apples. Send a friend a note about a dream you had about them. Make a funny face at the kid who made a funny face at you from the back window of a car.

So many simple ways to bring happiness or even just a little positivity to the world. You can change that country song around! Baby steps, my friend, I know you can do it.

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You are the cutest xx

Thanks!

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Worst thing a hater's done or said?

Hmmm, I've never been fond of the death threats.

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(via “If the first thing you notice about this photo is the hair clip on my bikini top strap,” surmised the fat chick, “you are not an FA.” : Photo of the Week : Cat’s House of Fun : Catay.com)

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(via Having mastered the breaststroke and the backstroke, the fat chick is looking forward to practicing the bellystroke this summer. : Photo of the Week : Cat’s House of Fun : Catay.com)

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I really should have.

I should have done more in this series.

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Heh

Hang on, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

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Another classic.

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(via Fear-O-Rama #167 - Hearing voices that make the fat chick smile is a lot better than hearing voices that make the fat chick want to kill. : Photo of the Week : Cat’s House of Fun : Catay.com)

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A classic!

“If I could *spend* time in a bottle, the first thing that I’d like to…" br Sure, the fat chick can unintentionally mess up song lyrics with the best of them. br Of course no one else bothers to make graphics depicting a defective memory. : Photo of the Week : Cat’s House of Fun : Catay.com

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Trying to inspire myself again.

(via FLASHBACK! - The fat chick, a space oddity. : Photo of the Week : Cat’s House of Fun : Catay.com)

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I'm in severe need of a fun road trip.

(via “Hi Daddy-Os,” started the fat chick, “I’m ever so sorry, but I must be on my way. Miles and miles to go before I eyeball California. Route 66 is unreal. It really razzes my berries!!" : Photo of the Week : Cat’s House of Fun : Catay.com)