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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

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Whimsical.

Elster (magpie) in Höhenrand, Vaihingen.

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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

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Trying to take a hot shower when it's hot: terrible.

Trying to take a warm shower when it's hot: ugh

Trying to take a cold shower when it's hot: something they probably tell you to do to people in torture school

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

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bug parade washi tape by StarmintArt

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(タプタプお腹 | キュルZ さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

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Reminder this is an 18plus blog

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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

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hold on something just happened

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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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when a hog steals your pants and you have to hunt it down with an ax

book of hours, use of st. omer, c. 1318-25

the british library, ms 36684, f. 31r